I would love to Apple Bloom.

I’ll play!

Oh, alright kiddo… Just stop staring at me like that, okay?

If I’m not careful, our “playtime” may land me 5 to 10 in jail.

I would sell my soul to live in Equestria…why? because I’d just never die…why? MAGIC and that I’ll become a lich…no one will ever know…

I don’t know what you want to play though…

Can we snuggle, too? :3

Oh yes….I will ‘play’ with you.

Oh I don’t know wee one. I can’t reach you from here.

Yes. In many, many ways.

Well, of course, but the court order says I have to stay away from minors.

Apple Bloom I would play all day every day with you and your friends if I could!

Of course I would play with you Apple Bloom. It’s just that I can’t seem to pass through the screen.

Of course!

@DanielTepesKraus  
Not to mention cheese, brought to you by mice, that you can eat.
 

 
… I think I may have phrased that wrong.

It’s too late! Go home, Applebloom! We can play tomorrow!

Okay!  
playfully taps Apple Bloom on the shoulder  
YOU’RE IT!  
runs away and hides

I’m trying but… this screen… won’t.. let… me… through!

i don’t “play”

Quite frankly, I’d rather hang out with Fluttershy. With who else could you have a tea party that a freaking bear would attend?! I would be all like, “Pass the sugar please.” and the bear would growl in polite approval and pass the sugar. Stirring my tea, I would quake from the mind-screw of having a bear pass me the sugar, and Fluttershy would quietly say something mundane like a comment on the weather. She would say something mundane WHILE WE HAD TEA WITH A FREAKING BEAR!!!
 
…Whoah, I lost all grip with reality for a moment there ha ha.

Unfortunately, the nature of physics seems to have delayed our playdate… indefinitely.

I ALREADY AGREED TO STAY FOR DINNER!

Define “play”.

Forever… and ever… and ever… and ever… and EVER.