“Seriously though, I am never inviting Stormfront to my cinema ever again.
 
Dont get me wrong, the girl is a lot of fun to hang out with, but there are some setbacks that make her visits quite a problem, especially when the movie we are watching has too much to do with her line of work. Its not her fault, but look at my cinema! Its going to take me a week to fix all the damage.
 
At least my movies didnt get wet. I cant say the same for poor Cotton Buckets supply of candy. And our new fridge broke too. What are we going to do with all the ice cream?
 
As for the movie, it wasnt too bad. It starts really slow, but once you get into the storm its actually a lot of fun to watch. Very melodramatic towards the end though, to the point of unintentional comedy. The special effects are very well done, Ill give it that, so if you like water and storms, check this movie out.
 
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to steer us to the phone so the fireponies can come and drain all the water out. The insurance company is not going to believe this.”