@Brony96  
Omg yes

Twilight: “The night-trotter, who guides through oceans of nightmares, Beyond a pony, a monster who’s power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself..”
 
Nightmare Moon: ~Oh, you dirty filly, work the slits!“
 
Twilight: “Excuse you?”
 
Nightmare Moon: “Oh, I’m sorry Chuckles I like to dirty talk when somepony’s Sucking.My.Clit!“
 
Twilight: “Perhaps, I should just skip to my point. My name is Twilight Sparkle”
 
Nightmare Moon: “And I’m Black Snooty, guess where I am?!”
 
Twilight: “I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you here!”
 
Nightmare Moon: “Oh, so am I! And I’m failing and I’m sorry for that”
 
 
Sometime later
 
Nightmare Moon: “Come on! You were talking all that good s ^yay a second ago, then I blew your bucking legs off!”
 
Twilight: “But I…You..What the F ^yay?!”
 
Nightmare Moon: “What’s the matter, Element of magic?! Just grow back your legs! Summon up your friends! Hit me! Fight me! Give me a hug!”
 
Twilight: “R-Really?”
 
Twilight is then viciously eaten by Nightmare Moon
 
Nightmare Moon: “Hey, we’re here on Epic Meal Time! I’m the Sauce Boss! And tonight, we’re eating this purple, wannabe Element of Harmony b ^yay!”

@lance blazer  
But that’s what makes it funny. come on you got admit

@lance blazer
 
I know, it’s just that when a line has “The statue of Big F” on it, it can be taken the wrong way easily

@QuasarNova  
No no its “faus want a huge!”

@zealiad  
“I’ve heard quite a lot about you…”  
“Oh really…?”

CELLY WANTS A HUG

-You will stay on the moon until the comity is gone.  
-I have a distinct feeling that you are embarrassed of me, Tia.

You know, they say that TV makes you violent, but I say that not having my TV is making me pretty f _yay violent!!

you must be the great nightmare moon  
Nightmare moon: Sup?

Nightmare Moon: I’m just so agitated, because this purple little shit strolled into my room, destroyed my 70 INCH! PLASMA TV! And is trying to impress me like I’m her alcoholic mother.
 
(Twilight charges up and points her horn at Nightmare Moon’s face)
 
Nightmare Moon: Be a sport and grab Mommy another beer, would you?

@Zennistrad  
I’m fucking done.

@soundtea
 
Well, she IS a horse.

Why the long face?