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I need to see this again.

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Cheery voiced heavy set mare behind rental counter. “Welcome to Marathon may I help you?” Neal Page pony. “Yes…” He said speaking in a quite, yet livid tone of voice. The mare continues to smile and asks “How may I help you?” Raising his voice to a slightly loud angry tone the stallion spoke up. “You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks.” As he spoke the smile disappears from her face and turns to one of shock. “And you can get me a fucking cart. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat!” The mare speaks up. “I really don’t care for the way you’re speaking to me. Not missing a beat Neal ranted onward. “And I don’t really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere to fucking keys to a fucking cart that isn’t fucking there. And I REALLY didn’t care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway and a cross a fucking runway, to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face… I want a fucking cart. Right fucking now…” The mare clearly pissed off at him asks for his rental agreement. “I threw it away.” He replies. “Oh boy.” She said. “Oh boy what?” He asks. With a stern angry look on her face and an equally stern tone of voice she replies. “You’re fucked.”
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