@Background Pony #B8C1  
Twilight: If you really need to tell your story… go tell Spike! Yes. That’ll work.  
Starlight: Spike? But.. Oh! No need!  
Twilight: Thank Celesti..  
Starlight: Spike already knows all there is to know about “the mutual misunderstanding between Trixie and I, which actually turned out well in the end”. I mean he was there. He even helped.  
Twilight: WHAT?!  
Starlight: What?? He can be very helpful and sweet, Twilight!  
Twilight: I don’t want to kno..  
Starlight: Plus, Trixie wasn’t exactly very helpful. All she could think of was those nuts from the one guy. You know, the big one with the tiny wings, who loves to shout all the time. Oh, he’s the one who loves dressing up for work at least twice a day. Can you believe..  
Twilight: STARLIGHT!!
 
Somewhere far away, at Rarity’s Boutique.
 
Rarity: Spike, darling? Did I just hear Twilight yell ‘Starlight’?  
Spike: Yep..  
Rarity: What even for, do tell darling.
 
Spike: Oh, ya’know, Starlight probably told Twilight no to stress over a test or a letter to Celestia or cupcake frosting or books or quills or that one tree or sleepovers or the future or her ‘not-creepy’ but very unusual jealousy towards Princess Cadence for marrying ‘her stallion in shiny armor’ or the Sunset Shimmer Book or..
 
Rarity: Spike! Darling, I get the point. You can stop now, please!

@Stotter  
Well Good Morning USA!

Twilight: The Cutie Map was here, now it is here. Do you know how it moved from here to here? Because tables don’t just magically move from here to here when it was here. Oh wait I did leave it here.

@Background Pony #DD26  
Twilight: “I’m going to stop you right there. I don’t need to know what you and Trixie get up to in your own time.”

@Background Pony #DD26  
Add an awkward chuckle, and I could see this being the final line of the episode.

Starlight: “Would you believe me if I told you it was accidentally used as a makeshift massage table? Because that may have happened.”

“The Crystal Empire smells like massage oil?”

@Crazieman  
That would have been so funny and fitting.

@MezzoDragon  
Yeah. I would have done it where everything wrapped up, Twi’s alone in her chair, when she would perk up, give the table the stink eye, and fade out while she starts tape measuring.

Starlight never did have the best poker face.

Tag the spoiler pictures, please.

This should’ve been the actual ending. This, and Twilight noticing the table is not exactly how it was. Off by an inch or so. Because she’s Twilight Sparkle.