@Background Pony #5665  
Me: well what did happen to aglaope?

Twilight: give me back my stallion you seawitch!  
Aglaope:Awww he so cute!(she total inore Twilight!)  
Flash: hey can you let me go now a got a date with the princess of friendship and we plan this a weak a go!  
Aglaope:foget her i more beautifull the her!  
Flash:maby but to me the mare the mose beautifull is Princess Twilight and i am fall in love for her before she become a alicorn!  
Twilight:WHAT?!?  
Flash: yes twilight i am in love for you the day we are kids but i be very shy for this! you know Princess babysite me and she fond i am in love you and try to help me! so i work on my shyness on the royal academy! and the day i become a royal guard is the same day of you become a princess!  
Twilight is blushing and say: for real?  
Cadance: yes twilight me and aunty celestia know of this but not say a word for make the great future of two of you!  
Celestia: yes!  
Luna: and you seawitch back off of the stallion of Princess twilight sparkle!(she use her magic to her back off of flash)  
Discord:what we do wit this little fish? oh i know!(he make her in aquarin for goldfish!)here we got a cute little goldfish!  
Aglaope:What you ave you done to me!NOOO GIVE ME BACK MY PRINCE!  
Luna: 1 HE NOT YOUR PRINCE! 2 HE DONT LOVE YOU! 3 YOU TRY THE STEAL HIM FOR THE MARE HE LOVE! 4 YOU AND YOUR SISTER USE NO LEGAL MAGIC! 5 YOU STEAL EMOTION OF THE PONY OF EQUESTRIA AND THE HUMAN WORLD! YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE FOR YOUR CRIME!  
Celestia:Luna is right! you can’t escape! sure you can if discord be reform but now he reform and is him tell us for you crime!  
Discord: try to steal the happyness of one of my friends! the friend who show me nothing is more wordy then friend! the friend of my very first friend! you really think you can do what you want and not be punish well bad news for you! and belive me were say this becose i be punish for my crime! and the crime you do is a crime form love! Princess Cadance what you think the of her punishement?  
Cadance:YOU BE IN THE PET OF DISCORD 100 YEARS! AND I BE GENEROURS BUT IF YOU TRY TO ESCAPE YOU BE 10 TIME MORE SO IS A TOTAL 1000! THIS IS YOU WANT?  
Aglaope: NO you ave no right to do this! flash is my!  
Twilight:SHUT UP! WHAT YOU DO IS A CRIME! STEAL THE LOVE OF SOMEPONY OR SOMEBODY IS A CRIME ON EQUESTRIA! DISCORD TAKE HER AWAY I DONT WANT SEE HER AGEAN!  
Discord: your wish is a oder to me my Princess Friend!(and we not see her agean of 1000 becose try to escape!)  
Flash:so now we can go on date!  
Twilight:first i need make my royal..!  
Celestia:let me do it and go ave some fun!  
Twilight Friend say:Yeah!  
Rainbow:come on twi! you wait for a weak to be with him so no work!  
Rarity:oh and got the perfect dress for this!  
Fluttershy:be happy Twilight!  
AppleJack:sure you do!  
Pinkie: go ave FUN!  
Shining:Flash i need to speak with you were the girl make twily ready for to night!  
Flash:yes?  
Shining:YOU GOOD CARE MY LITTLY SISTER GOT IT SOLDIER!  
flash:YES SIR!  
Shining:good but you dont to fear me for this! twilight love thing sample! and book oh and she love the rose and lila!  
Cadance: and the mose inportent is be your self and make happy! oh and foget ave fun to like pinkie say!  
Flash: dont worry for this!  
Rarity: and the princess is ready!  
flash see twilight and he got speashless!  
Luna:hehehe you got one nice job! oh now i think of dress..!  
Rarity:dont worry the dress you and your sister ask are ready want try?  
Celestia&luna:we want!  
Flash wake up of the beautifull vieux Rarity give him!  
Flash: are ready my Princess?  
Twilight:yes and call only for to night!  
Rarity:wait flash! can’t go on date with this! come here i make you ready!  
one minute later! twilight see flash and she blush ones more!  
Cadance: now you are bot ready! ave fun!  
Flash: well now we the dinner first?  
Twilight:yes!  
Flash:come with me my lady!

Would be alot funnier if it was Rarity who was the Husbando Thief.

Crushed

20 bits say that this will end with a canon character hooking up with an OC because they “are better fit to satisfy” the canon character more than their (semi-)canon romantic partner.

hmm, husbando thief