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Zephyr saw one of those Japanese giant hornets on Dash’s skinny backside. Wanting to save this young maiden from potential disfigurement and the pain of being stung by one of those abominations, he did the only thing he could think of. He slapped the thing into eternity with the hardest shot he could give.
And when Dash turned around with the fires of Hell in her eyes, he said, “Hey, I just saved your ass!”
Still didn’t stop her from kicking his, though.
I would say jail, pain, death in that order; but that’s a pretty accurate summary.
The virgin Flash Sentry | The Chad Zephyr Breeze
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You could have put all these replies in one comment, you know.
slaps im first!
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YESSS!