Derpy: What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Luna: There will be a most wonderful meteor shower this evening, and I would be honored if my closest friends would join me to witness it. Fair Cloud, would you care to accompany us?
 
Applejack: Well, looky who it is! Mighty fine to see ya again, Cloud. How ya been?
 
Rainbow Dash: Hey, dude! I just got a big bonus in my paycheck, and I was wondering if you’d wanna hang out tomorrow? Anywhere you wanna go or do, just name it. My treat!
 
Celestia: Oh, hello Cloud! I was hoping to ask you a question: tell me, what do you think of bananas~?

Starlight: Can I have a hug please?

Rarity: Why darling, you look simply divine this evening. Care to join me at the café for some tea?

Me: I have a basket full of muffins, just for you, Cloud Muffin!

This comment was a mispost.

How are things going at the palace?

The Doctor: Sorry I was so abrupt this morning. Had to help the Princesses here and Lemon Hearts destroy a Krynoid before it released its seed pods.
 
@CS: TARDIS wiki article.

Starlight: There’s this pony named Tempest. Have you ever met her?

@Celestia’s Servant  
Still nice too see you again. Missed you.

@Nekora  
Moderately. I’m kinda fed up with RL and all those kicks in the ass it gives me at the moment.

Pinkie: We’re always so busy answering your questions that I totally forgot that I had a super-duper important one for you! What’s your favorite kind of pie? Apple? Blueberry? Banana cream?

Also its nice too see you again CS. hope you are doing good. :)

Glim-Glam: Pineapple on pizza yat or neigh?

Pinkie Pie: Mustache made out of cake or a beard made out of pie?

Celestia: I’m invited to a party next week, however the invitation says that I can bring another guest with me. Would you like to come with me, Cloud?

Fluttershy: Would you consider adopting a pet that ponies would even consider adopting?

Starlight: WHY do they hate ME so much!?

Okay, I think I have to explain reverse rounds again…
 
In this kind of interview, the ponies in the image get to ask me (through your question). Pick a pony and what it will ask me.

I almost typed in cloud when entering my password. To Rarity, AJ, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie- What would be your reaction if Sapphire Shores, Rara, and Songbird Serenade form a group?

(All but Time Turner): Can I have belly rubs?

@Background Pony #302B  
*and

To everypony:
 
Who the most pettable a can i pet you?

To everypony:
 
Would you compete on double dare?