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I call this “81 reasons I love Sunset Shimmer.”
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She has…
@sumbozo
InDEED!
Spike the Dog : I just think she ought to be honest with everyone for 81 times, and try to win as the real Sunset Shimmer.
Dean Cadance : Meet the real Sunset Shimmer.
Various CHS students : No one really knows who the real Sunset Shimmer is, she’s an enigma.
Rainbow Dash : She’s a braver and a nerd like Sci-Twilight Sparkle.
Various citizens in Canterlot City : Who is the real Shimmy?
Sci-Twi : Ladies and gentlemen, our redeemed CHS student of the Elements of Empathy.
Principal Celestia :
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Sunset Shimmer please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Sunset Shimmer please stand up?
Vice-Principal Luna : Ummmm, we’re gonna have a problem here…
Sunset Shimmer :
Ya’ll act like you’ve never seen a yellow person before
Bacons all on the floor, like Flash Sentry and Rarity just burst in the door
And started whooping her back even worst than before
They first break up, scrambling all her furniture (AAAGH!)
And, it’s the return of the…
“Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding, she didn’t just say what I think she did, did she?”
And Principal Cinch says… NOTHING YOU IDIOTS!
Principal Cinch’s dead, she’s now locked in my basement! (HA-HA!)
Canterlot High students love Sunset Shimmer
(Chicka, chicka, chu!)
Rarity : Sunset Shimmer, I’m sick of her, look at her, walking around, studying her you-know-what, thinking the you-know-who?
Pinkie Pie : Yeah, but she’s so cute though!
Sunset Shimmer :
Yeah, I probably got a couple of memories up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s going on in Sour Sweet’s bedroom
Sometimes, I just wanna get into the mirror portal to become a unicorn, but I can’t
But it’s cool for Sci-Twi to get in there like a embarrassed horse
“My butt is on your face, my butt is on your face”
And clap your hands and do a little shake!
And that’s the magical spell we deliver to the little kids
And expect them not to know what meaning of Wallflower Blush’s invisibility is
Of course, they gonna know what LGBT harem is
By the time, they hit the fifth grade
They got the Discovery Family, don’t they?
“We ain’t nothing but Honesty.”
Well, some of us banished, who doesn’t know the past unlike what they used to be
But if we can show what a female and another female’s marriage
Then there’s no reason that Starlight Glimmer and Trixie can’t elope (Eww!)
But I feel that Eminem will be pissed with this song tho
Pinkie wave your pantyhose, so sing the chorus and it GOES…
Sunset Shimmer :
I’m Sunset Shimmer, yes, I’m the real Shimmy
All you other Sunset Shimmers are just imitating
So won’t the real Sunset Shimmer, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Sunset Shimmer, yes, I’m the real Shimmy
All you other Sunset Shimmers are just imitating
So won’t the real Sunset Shimmer, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
Sunset Shimmer :
Vignette Valencia don’t gotta go mad to get her fans
Well I do, so screw her and screw you too!
You think I give a damn about a Whammy?
Half of you bronies can’t even follow me, let alone stand me
Microchips : But Sunset, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?
Sunset Shimmer :
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Coloratura?
Ah, great, Rainbow Dash better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Timber Spruce and Gloriosa Daisy
And hear them arguing over who she gave head to first
Little filly, put me on blast on NBC
“Yeah, she’s cute, but I think she’s married to Ray, hee-hee!”
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Sunset Shimmer VD! (AAAAAAAAHHH!!)
I’m sick of you Anti-Sunset groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there’s a million of us just like me
Who studying like me, who just being a badass like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
I’d rather be me than be Junie or Sci-Twily!
Sunset Shimmer :
I’m Sunset Shimmer, yes, I’m the real Shimmy
All you other Sunset Shimmers are just imitating
So won’t the real Sunset Shimmer, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Sunset Shimmer, yes, I’m the real Shimmy
All you other Sunset Shimmers are just imitating
So won’t the real Sunset Shimmer, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
Sunset Shimmer :
I’m like a head trip to watching you
‘Cause I’m only doing the things you joked about the Cutie Mark Crusaders being inside your living room
The only difference is I got the magic to embrace it
In front of y’all and I don’t gotta be sugarcoated by Sugarcoat at all
I just get on my guitar and shred it
And whether you like to admit it (Errrr) I just dealt it
Better than 90% of you badass teenagers out can
Then you wonder how can Snips and Snails eat up these cupcakes like vacuum cleaners
It’s funny, cause at the rate I’m going when I’m twenty
I’ll be the only person in my home flirting
Trashing up some scrapped letters when I’m getting drunk with Sci-Twi
And I’m happy cause this old book of broken spells isn’t working
And every single female is a Sunset Shimmer lurking
She could be working at the Sushi Stack, spitting on your sushi boxes
Or maybe, in the mall parking lot, circling
Screaming “I don’t give a hay!”
With her windows down and her system up
So, will the real Sunset Shimmer please stand up?
And put all of those fingers on each hands up?
And be proud to be outta your past and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it GO?
Sunset Shimmer :
I’m Sunset Shimmer, yes, I’m the real Shimmy
All you other Sunset Shimmers are just imitating
So won’t the real Sunset Shimmer, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Sunset Shimmer, yes, I’m the real Shimmy
All you other Sunset Shimmers are just imitating
So won’t the real Sunset Shimmer, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
I’m Sunset Shimmer, yes, I’m the real Shimmy
All you other Sunset Shimmers are just imitating
So won’t the real Sunset Shimmer, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Sunset Shimmer, yes, I’m the real Shimmy
All you other Sunset Shimmers are just imitating
So won’t the real Sunset Shimmer, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
Sunset Shimmer : laughs Guess there’s a Sunset Shimmer in all of us. But hey, let’s all stand up!
Principal Celestia : Well, looks like it’s a deal then…
Spike the Dog : Hey, bacon head! I saved your peroxide back again!
Edited
I noticed. That’s why I complimented it.
Thanks. I formatted it so each row is a different movie, special or series of shorts.
Shimmy!