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So I just found out about Christian pony memes and decided to make my own.  
For Jesus, of course.

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Background Pony #EF63
You ‘n me, baby, we ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery Channel
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MWS

@MWS
As a Jew I will as say we’ll disagree with that on the old Testament (givin it’s the 5 books of the torah)
Ah, I see. In any event, the divisions of chapters and verses were not standardized until long after the different traditions had gone their own ways.
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MWS

@silvertwilight
Differences between translations.
There is a verse about restitution for stolen livestock that are slaughtered before being recovered and another about using lethal force against a home intruder. Some translations make the livestock one the first verse of chapter 22, while others put it as the last verse in chapter 21. Which mostly means that Protestants and Catholics will disagree by one on the verse numbers.
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FWB With Twilight Spark
Umm wrong bible qouit Exodus 22:19 states “one who brings offerings to Gods shall be destroy - only to the Lord alone!” this is directly out of the old Testament
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DrEraser
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@Micro-Cyberbrony  
Ironically, in the world where Equestria is a country, goats are sapient, they just speak a different language. (Iron Will episode.) So Fluttershy and a goat wouldn’t be bestiality, just xenophilia/heterospecial. And since mules are shown to exist…
Background Pony #FE0C
The only pegasi expelled from cloudsdale .. you know why she is not allowed to live near ponyville either….
 
She is a weird girl always tañking about how she likes red rockets
Micro-Cyberbrony

All lives matter.
@SamWamm  
I think it’s because ponies (and other creatures in the show with cognitive abilities and the ability to speak) are considered as human beings.
 
That’s why it’d be considered wrong. Same as a human having sex with any animal, i.e. bestiality, which is messed up on so many levels.
SamWamm

Nemato
How does that work exactly?  
They’re both animals.
 
Do they both die?  
No, that makes no sense.  
Animals lay with animals all the time.
 
Instructions are not clear enough.
MWS

@Cipher_Soul  
Monkeys and apes are on the menu in lots of places.
 
And it isn’t necessarily uncooked or undercooked meat that poses the risk. It’s usually fresh kills that cause exposure, with the transfer occurring during hunting or processing.
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Sky funeral
I feel that bible verse, no matter what y’all believe, had some truth to it. Look what happened when some guy f*cked a monkey. AIDS. Yikes.
…so what would happen if someone f*cked an actual horse?! D:
 
I think the case was more they ate an infected monkey, either raw or undercooked. And once it found a home in the human environment it could spread sexually as it did in monkeys anyways.