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sigh I love me sometimes

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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
oh ho, I get it. it’s your good old extortion
 
  • you know, we have a lounge on the floor. you won’t scare anypony if you [go punch pillows? lounge about? do drugs? idk]  
  • the “stress room” is closed for night shifts, and I prefer the more traditional methods of stress relief.  
  • hmm, you’re a funny filly with brains, I see.  
  • you’re a fella who doesn’t love his balls.  
  • okay straight to the point. I want a soda from this machine and your salary for the next couple of days.  
  • why?  
  • management works on night shifts, last I checked. wouldn’t want me to get them involved, would you?
     
    two confusing things: first, was the purpose of the lounge supposed to be mysterious? as in… maybe you’ll reveal that it’s an opium bar with whores on tap, in a later strip? or is there something special about a “lounge” that we’re supposed to know about?
     
    second, did she like him saying she was a funny filly with brains? I don’t know if “you fella who loves his balls” means  
  • he just narrowly avoided losing his balls, by complimenting her?  
  • he doesn’t want to keep his balls, if he’s going to hit on her?  
  • he’s trying to sneakily emphasize that they could have sex, and she’s stopping that creepy passive aggressive shit by blatantly saying what she thinks he wants?