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What would you like on your tombstone?
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+-SH safe2164825 +-SH artist:eskerata68 +-SH skellinore232 +-SH pony1592674 +-SH bone pone funnies54 +-SH g42016927 +-SH the break up breakdown811 +-SH bone4375 +-SH brony2902 +-SH cartoon334 +-SH craft5898 +-SH gravestone1254 +-SH joke1461 +-SH sculpture3785 +-SH skeleton2510
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People thought dancing was the cure to the spider’s bite.
@Ereiam
I understand that, considering snake venon, and such have been used to make anti-venoms, and such.
Then again, some people claimed a spider bite made them do a forbidden dance, so…
Is that so odd, given the effects of said venom? Once properly studied, the toxin could potentially be used as a substitute or complement to Viagra (I read somewhere that the research was based on testimonies of people who survived an attack and claimed an improvement in their sex lives afterward).
huh, really? neat!
wait…really? XD
oh gods, what a horrible fate!
Oddly, scientists are studying the spider’s venom to discover a cure for impotence.
Edited because: Wrong word
Worse than that, it’s bite causes Priapism in males, I.e., a literal killer erection. So not only do you die, but everyone’s going to be cracking jokes about it at your funeral.
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XD eyup!
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eyup! if you dont pay them, you arent allowed into the afterlife i guess! which sucks for skellinore….
wait what? so that means she died while still going to collage? dame..that actually sucks since how she died from a spider..
but wait..how long was she was dead for her to be a skeleton when she got raised back from the grave? or am i thinking this whole story to much? sorry if i am :(
Death is no escape from the other great inevitability: taxes!
Well, according to what Discord said in “The Break Up Break Down”, she’s a bone warrior in Squizzard’s army working of her student loan debt. Squizzard, I’m assuming, is the one that raised her from the grave. So I guess that dead ponies have the same problems as the living.
eyup to that..now im curios if skellinore was raised from the grave from black magic.
O.O thats freaking scary
Also, I hear rumor stories that the most venomous spider in the world the Brazilian Wandering Spider has actually been found hiding in store bought banana bunches (apparently imported from Brazil) before. Scary.
I agree. Some pony’s lives are cautionary tales.
True. Considering how humans often eat insects, they have to take care to not munch on the wrong critter.
I get your point however.
I see you’ve boned up on your comedy. Thanks!
(Poisonous = Eating it causes if taken into the body)