All right, let’s do this one last time. My name is Starlight Glimmer. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for ten years I’ve been the one and only Spider-Glim. I’m pretty sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of ponies, fell in love, saved Ponyville, and then I saved Ponyville again… and again and again and again.
Starlight: (thinking)“Hey, it actually worked!”
*Wow-mare
*Spider-Glam
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