Page 325 - Enhanced Negotiation

“Trot softly and carry a rainbow pony.”

It seems ComicFury’s host servers had a small fit, so my apologies if the site was wonky for you last night.

Against all odds, I’m up to about 20 pages in guest comics for the upcoming sabbatical. It’s getting to the point where I need to find out how many I’m going to have by the end of the month so I can figure out the update schedule for those two months. If you’re still in the process of making a guest page and haven’t contacted me in a while, I’d appreciate it if you checked in at <>@<removed>.<>.

Rover: See?! The true hypocrisy of po-nies – hugs and friendship following lots of violence!
Rarity: You tried to enslave me.
(beat)
Rover: Uh… It was supposed to be ironic?
Rarity: Hmph. Rather than continue the cycle of hatred, I’m going to be the better creature and re-extend my original offer. I’ll finish mining more gems than I need. You get the excess, and my friends and I leave safely.
Rainbow Dash: Whaaaaaat.
Rarity: Or, if you prefer, you can negotiate with Rainbow Dash. I think you’ll like her; she’s definitely NOT a hypocrite.
Rainbow Dash: Huh? …OHHHH, I’m the bad cop. Much better!