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Page 1064 - Warm Reading
I mean, is he wrong? On any count?
 
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Rainbow Dash: Oh, great. It’s gonna be one of THOSE bosses.
Discord: So, you must be the Barbarian. The amoral mercenary whose only redeeming trait is Loyalty.
Rainbow Dash: That’s right, buster! I’m loyal to my party and nothing else! So if you’ve got a stupid betrayal scheme, forget it!
Discord: Is that so…?
Rarity: Please, Rainbow Dash. Don’t feed into his obvious ploy. He knows we are the Bearers of the Elements, because otherwise why would we be here? So he’s trying to match us up with our Elements and cold-read our weaknesses through our banter. Standard procedure for a master manipulator.
Discord: No no, this is just for fun. I have all the intel I need. Like the beautiful and ruthless Rogue who inadvertently succumbed to her bleeding heart of Generosity. Just think: A sea serpent’s scale led to the downfall of your Thieves’ Guild. If that’s not chaos theory, I don’t know what is.
Rarity: …Not even Elusive knew the whole story behind that.
Applejack: So the DM – our DM – told you all about us. Big deal.
Discord GM: Right, right, and the Honest Ranger. Element of Fun-Ruining.

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