Dirks my phone number

Source

or

anal is not interested.

I would not mind a slice of that apple pie~

@Background Pony #7C63  
I second the motion of agreement.

@Background Pony #8C63  
Not always, but they can be disgusting like you’re saying they are.

@Proof Positive  
Agreed.

@Background Pony #7C63  
It was cool up until that very last part

@Background Pony #7C63  
Hehe, yeah, I don’t think that guy has actually seen a real horse himself, let alone the genitals of one.

@Ferrotter  
Actually, Carrot Cake only used his mouth to pick up the diapers, after they were wrapped, and the baby powder. He used his hooves for doing the actual changing. And I think ponies have been shown pointing at or touching their flanks enough to prove that Equestrian ponies are quite capable of reaching back there.

@Kitsune85  

 
They did invent toilet paper. Remember the CMCs “decorating” Rarity’s tree with it for Nightmare Night? However, only the unicorns can clearly use toilet paper as toilet paper, because they have horn telekinesis. Possibly the Pegasi, since on occasion they’ve used their flight feathers as fingers, and their wings might reach that far back though I don’t recall it ever being shown. Earth ponies however would need to have another earth pony hold the paper in his or her mouth to wipe them. And yes, that’s canon. Remember Carrot Cake changing the twins? Either he had to use his mouth, or he wanted to use his mouth despite having other options . Either way, …

@Infrayellow  
What? What is that even supposed to mean?

@Hericks  
Who touched you

@root64  
2D?

@Proof Positive  
Same here. 2D is best though.

@FuckyouImbetter  
Just a dumb kid troll, not even worth my time.

@Hericks  
XD and now “sure, kid”  
dude keep em coming ahahaha  
XD  
this isn’t cnn

@FuckyouImbetter  
Sure kid, whatever you say.
 
@PUBLIQclopAccountant  
Yeah, I don’t worship any of the “news” networks.

@Hericks  
Implying that Faux News is any more real than MSNBC. They’re all lying to you. It’s our job to pick the lies that make us happiest.

@Hericks  
I didn’t get butthurt you sound corny af  
XD this isn’t cnn  
Wow I’m not gunna stop laughing about that one for a while

@FuckyouImbetter  
Aww, did you get butthurt because I insulted your fake news media? Why don’t you go cry about it on 4chan?

I find real horse genitals to be sexy as yay, and I know I’m not the only one