Now do the Heath Ledger version!

@red reaper  
shoots magic beam at Discord’s head

@2t-Frut  
D: You don’t know me at all pal. You know what happened because of you? Two cops are in a hospital, somebody got killed because of you.  
C: I know, how about another joke?  
D: No, I think we’ve heard enough from you.  
C: What do you get when you destroying somebody’s house, lie and manipulate him, and all for a gift for the one who destroyed his life. I’ll tell you what you get, You get what you bucking deserve!

D:You have a problem with Twilight Sparkle?  
C:Yes I do.  
C:Have you seen what it’s like out there Dis Cord?  
C:You ever actually leave Fluttershy’s home?  
C:Everypony just expects everything from each other, nobody’s civil anymore.  
C:Nobody thinks what it’s like to be the other pony.  
C:You think mares like Twilight Sparkle ever thinks what it’s like to be someone like me, to be somepony but themselves? they don’t!  
C:They think that we’ll just sit there and take it like good little filly’s!  
C:That we won’t timberwolf and go wild!  
D:You finished?  
D:I mean you sound like you’re making excuses for yourself.  
D:Not everycreature, and I’ll tell you this not everycreature is awful.  
C:You’re awful, Discord.  
D:Me? I’m awful? Oh yeah how am I awful?  
C:Teleporting me here, tricking me and forcing me into this legion, you just wanted to use me, you’re just like the rest of ‘em.

@sumbozo
 
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@Sanagi 蛹  
oh no. We’ll have to warn the masses!

Those hope queen Chrysalis is presented a mirror after she had her face marked up with a permanment marker when there is ties to cozy glow at the right edge of the scene.

S9 was badest comedy

“We live in a hive.”

“I can only hope my death makes more cents than my life.”

Omg Chrysalis is a gamer!