Finally, after a millennia, the powerful mistress of chaos herself, Discordia (not sure if I am gonna keep this), was now free from that disgusting,cruel and frankly boring, stony confinement. Oh how much mayhem she was gonna cause around this miserable, puny pony land and……. wait a second… something is oddly different about this place… there is an air of fear in this oddly cheerful and “peaceful” place… something new and hostile…
 
Weird. Discordia couldn’t even sense Celestia’s and Luna’s essence around the place. The elements’ strong, cleansing aura was nowhere to be found too…
 
Alas, after coming face to face with that red, hands- I mean menacing, mountain of a stallion, Discordia was delighted to find out that both princesses were banished into oblivion but not so happy that someone else had managed to conquer equestria before she came back… and someone also happens to hold the magic that is the key to her defeat inside his very being.
 
Discordia, while extremely spunky, quirky and childish as she may be, was no fool and suggested and alliance with that peculiar alicorn, saying that no pony would dare to even think the possibility of rebellion, especially those enrage snooty unicorns. Big Mac, accepted but with some conditions, including that Discordia would not cause any spontaneous chaos and will not harm anyone without his permission, otherwise he would not hesitate to turn her to a statue for the millennia to come.
 
Discordia, thoroughly disappointed and frustrated, accepted though she did pout for like 12 weeks. Also g the way, she did teach Big Mac about diplomacy and some not so innocent spells ( I mean they are partners, it is only fair), and he in return let her prank and joke around with some citizens, mainly elites ( he is biased, what did you expect?). Even though Discordia was kind of an enabler for Big Mac’s misdoings, and did ally with him for her own selfish reasons, she eventually grew very fond of the hunky, muscular stallion and did kinda developed a big goofball crush of him and really tried to throw hints and such but the old gal is out of practice and ends up stammering and doing stupid crap to crab his attention.
 
After sometime, he eventually confessed that he knew what was going on for a while now but kept to himself just to spite her for making chocolate milk rain in the castle one day. After some bickering from the noodle cat, they decided that they would be fine in a relationship though don’t expect it be all mushy and such…. totally not.
 

 
2 uploads on one day? Holy shit. Btw for those who might ask, I made discord a female here purely out of self indulgence after finding out I liked her synergy with Big Mac more fun