@Tirimsil
Simple solution: Dine on Little Caeser’s pizza and drink a couple of higher gravity IPA’s before the battle. As soon as her face is close to the rear, let it rip! Hopefully you don’t need her in a state where she’s still alive.
Sparkle: Princess! I’m trying to fight Tempest Shadow, but I’m dummy thick and she wants to motorboat my ass cheeks!
Celestia: Tempest Shadow is the Storm King’s fiercest lieutenant, Sparkle. She’s trained in CQC and her broken horn makes her magic unpredictable and grossly unstable. Her only exploitable weakness is her fondness for big juicy – wait, you just started fighting her and she’s already trying to put her face under your tail?
Sparkle: She’s mercifully waiting for us to finish our Codec call, but she’s got a knife and a fork ready.
Tempest: I DO NOT! BAKA NE!
Celestia: Get outta there, Sparkle! You won’t have anything left there once she’s done with you!
I know it would certainly empower me.
Good plan, but on the off chance Tempy happens to be into that…nothing will stop her from eating that booty whole.
Simple solution: Dine on Little Caeser’s pizza and drink a couple of higher gravity IPA’s before the battle. As soon as her face is close to the rear, let it rip! Hopefully you don’t need her in a state where she’s still alive.
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My man.
Celestia: What’s up, Sparkle?
Sparkle: Princess! I’m trying to fight Tempest Shadow, but I’m dummy thick and she wants to motorboat my ass cheeks!
Celestia: Tempest Shadow is the Storm King’s fiercest lieutenant, Sparkle. She’s trained in CQC and her broken horn makes her magic unpredictable and grossly unstable. Her only exploitable weakness is her fondness for big juicy – wait, you just started fighting her and she’s already trying to put her face under your tail?
Sparkle: She’s mercifully waiting for us to finish our Codec call, but she’s got a knife and a fork ready.
Tempest: I DO NOT! BAKA NE!
Celestia: Get outta there, Sparkle! You won’t have anything left there once she’s done with you!
…a shot for royal plot.