@Doctor Tex  
You can outright destroy the game if you can master the hovering glitch and reach the hidden owl statue. Activate that statue without any of the “real” statues and you can warp to any statue in the game :D  

@Badumsquish  
Huh, sequence breaks. Need to try them sometime.

@Doctor Tex  
You actually don’t need the ice arrows to get into Ikana Valley, so I wouldn’t even enter the Great Bay Temple. It requires pixel-perfect positioning but it’s possible to snag one of the trees with the hookshot without freezing the octoroks and crossing the river. At the time I actually thought that was the proper way to do it and didn’t realize it was abusing the mechanics of the game until much later :P

@Badumsquish  
Ah, so you just go far enough in to get the Ice Arrows then fuck off back to Ikana?

@Doctor Tex  
That’s always been my order to beating the game. Woodfall, Snowhead, Pirate’s Fortress, Ikana Valley, Great Bay Temple. I could never beat Gyorg as a kid and I didn’t know how to get the magic milk at the time, so I’d go far enough into Great Bay to get the hookshot, then go and do Ikana Valley so I can come back and take on Gyorg with more health, bottles, and the light arrows (I can’t find anything online confirming it, but I SWEAR they are way more effective against him than normal arrows) :D

@Badumsquish  
But how? After all, he still has Stone Tower left.
 
Unless this is just a repeat run for the frog sidequest.

@Doctor Tex  
Nah, he beats the game on this time cycle. Getting knocked up by a duo of monsters was the “Okay I’m off to kick Majora’s ass and get this adventure done” moment XD

Ok, let’s think about this for a bit.  
Day 1: He gets impregnated. It makes sense his belly is weighing him down, but how does he get OUT of the temple? Song of Soaring? Maybe. Zora (seapony?) Mask? Not sure if it works. Even if they did work, how would a hookshot lift him onto the turtle back?
 
Day 2: He somehow manages to get out of the temple AND swim all the way to shore. How he does it is beyond me.
 
Day 3: He reaches the exit (I’m assuming that’s what the wall ahead is) only to realize he can’t actually jump it due to the weight. Depending on what shore he reached on day 2 (I’m guessing the northern one since you can’t get to the southern shore directly from Zora Cape), it wouldn’t take that much longer to get to the wall.
 
Day 4: He and his new children get crushed by moon.
 
Wait, what was I talking about again?

@Background Pony #C3B1  
I imagine it’s quite the relief to get those heavy things out of him :D

Dose that feel good?

@Apple Thor  
Indeed :P  

A Legend will be born in a few weeks.