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Cheese Sandwich: Easy boss, don’t get upset.
Pinkie: When I have to go to the dentist, I’m upset. When Canterlot beats Ponyville, I’m upset. But when some little shit decides to take over one of the most profitable territories in the country, I’m beyond fucking upset.
…I’m very fucking upset.
So from now on, you’re under new management. You will work for me, and in return, you’ll receive an allowance.
Scootaloo: Allowance?!
Pinkie: Yes, allowance. As in, I’m allowing you to keep 10 percent, and I’m allowing you to keep drawing breath on this earth. Now, you either get down, or you lay down. What’s it gonna be, sunshine?
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“Pinkie, when you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?”
“NEVER! Never, Applejack. I can’t live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy, creamy frosting… Sure, I might a few of the Prince Bluebloods with my cocky stride and musky odors… Oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called ‘city fathers,’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what’s to be done with this Pinkie Pie?”
“Oh yeah. In G3.5.”
Walk along the razor’s edge
But don’t look down, just keep your head
Or you’ll be finished
Pinkie: You are choose wrong pony is just a lot of sugar
THAT would be a great fanfic.
Little does she know that while she’s huffing her own supply, rival party ponies are conspiring against her.