(Students gather in the auditorium)
 
Keyframe: So, Mikey’s gonna sing a scottish song? This should be interesting.
 
Sweetie Bloom: Eh? Got nothing better to do.
 
Eliora: Just be glad you two weren’t there when Maddie heard the news-
 
Mad Munchkin: I can’t tell you how proud I am at this moment!
 
(The song begins. Snips knits a quilt, Big Mac plays the bagpipes, and Snails eats haggis. Then Mikey walks in on stilts)
 
[Mikey]
 
I dance on stilts
 
While he knits quilts
 
Mad Munchkin: Nice quilt!
 
[Mikey]
 
I sing with simulated Scottish highland lilt!
 
Mad Munchkin: Aw, beautiful!
 
[Mikey]
 
He plays his bagpipes, eats haggis melts
 
Mad Munchkin: Haggis!
 
[Mikey]
 
We feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts
 
Mad Munchkin: Sing it, lads!
 
[Mikey, Snips & Snails, and Big Mac]
 
In our red tartan kilts, we feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts
 
Mad Munchkin: Technically, you stitch a quilt, but otherwise lovely!
 
Jasper Pie: Top of the morning to you! (Pulls a lever and changes the background to ireland.)
 
Mad Munchkin: I’ll have you know that’s not in Scotland!
 
[Mikey]
 
I dance on stilts
 
Mad Munchkin: Excuse me, sir!
 
[Mikey]
 
He stitches quilts
 
(Snips knits a irish quilt)
 
Mad Munchkin: (tries to pull the quilt from Snips) What’cha doing with that shamrock?
 
[Mikey]
 
I sing with simulated Northern Irish lilt!
 
Mad Munchkin: Irish?!
 
[Mikey]
 
He plays his whistle
 
(Big Mac plays an irish flute)
 
Mad Munchkin: What?
 
[Mikey]
 
Eats salted smelts
 
(Snails eats kippers)
 
Mad Munchkin: It’s not on the menu!
 
[Mikey]
 
We feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts
 
Mad Munchkin: I got nothing on my Irish, mates!
 
[Mikey, Snips & Snails, and Big Mac]
 
In our green tartan kilts, we feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts!
 
Mad Munchkin: But this is a Scottish song!
 
Jasper Pie: Chip, chip, cheerio! (Pulls the lever again, changing the background to England)
 
Mad Munchkin: Oh no!
 
[Mikey]
 
I dance on stilts
 
He stitches quilts
 
(Snips knits a british quilt)
 
Mad Munchkin: What are you doing!!!!????
 
[Mikey]
 
I sing with simulated English Cockney lilt!
 
Mad Munchkin: (shouts, making Mikey fall off his stilts) ENGLISH?!
 
[Mikey]
 
He plays his trumpet
 
(Big Mac plays a trumpet until Mad Munchkin steals it)
 
Eats crumpet melts
 
Mad Munchkin: (steals the crumpet before Snails can eat it) Give me that crumpet!
 
[Mikey]
 
We feel so smart in our St. George’s English kilts!
 
Mad Munchkin: Well, ya shouldn’t!
 
[Mikey, Snips & Snails, and Big Mac]
 
In our St. George’s kilts, we feel so smart in our St. George’s English kilts!
 
Jasper Pie: Howdy y’all! (Pulls the lever yet again, changing the background to America)
 
Mad Munchkin: (grabs him by the vest) Stop it you! You’re ruining my moment!
 
[Mikey]
 
I dance on stilts
 
He stitches quilts
 
(Snips knits an American flag quilt)
 
Mad Munchkin: American?!
 
[Mikey]
 
I sing with ordinary unaccented lilt!
 
(Mad Munchkin has tied up Jasper in a a kilt and shoved a haggis in his mouth, while pulling the lever repeatedly, desperately trying to change the background back to Scotland but only ends up changing it to more american scenes)
 
Mad Munchkin: Oh, I’m feeling dizzy.
 
[Mikey]
 
He plays his banjo
 
(Big Mac plays a banjo)
 
Eats cheddar melts
 
(Snails eats a cheese burger)
 
Mad Munchkin: I’m breaking up!
 
[Mikey]
 
We feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts!
 
[Mikey, Snips & Snails, and Big Mac]
 
In our star-spangeled kilts, we feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts!
 
We feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts!
 
Mad Munchkin: Ughhh! (Faints)
 
(Keyframe, Sweetie Bloom, and Eliora burst out laughing)
 
Eliora: Well, it’s safe to say that Maddie livined thing up!
 
Keyframe: Yeah!
 
Sweetie Bloom: I’ll say!
 
Dr Wolf: I thought it was a fun repicentaion of European to American culture. By the way, I hope Maddie’s alright.
 
(Snips & Snails carry her off)
 
Mikey: Is she gonna be ok?
 
Mary Sue: (peeks out from behind the background) Just give him some scotch tape and butterscotch. She’ll be fine.
 
Mad Munchkin: Oh, my bonnie lies over the ocean!
 
 
Trivia  
This is my first Equestria Ninja Girls art to feature some of the Bronyalysis.  
Originally, Bulk Biceps was gonna be the third back up singer, but I changed it to Big Mac.
 
 
Featuring :icondrwolf010: :iconcosmicchrissy: :iconeliyora: :iconsweetie-bloom: :iconmad–munchkin: :iconjasperpie:
 
Song “Stilts and Kilts” from Veggietales.
 
Equestria Ninja Girls by DarkMagicianmon