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Everyone’s gotta make a living :D

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Background Pony #8FED
“Definitely not suspicious at all”? What is this ad trying to hide from us……?
Background Pony #F813
@Background Pony #95FE  
But that’s the joke. I was thinking of the absolute worst case scenario, but is this what you were thinking of? Or is this not broken enough?  
>“Hello. I’d like to enquire about your cleaning services.”  
<“Well, we’ve-a gotta da most beautiful services in the world and we no wanna keep you waiting!”  
>“Glad to hear it! I just moved here and I need a housekeeper.”  
<“I’ll make-a you an offer you can’t-a refuse-a.”  
>“Well, that’s not suspicious at all…”  
<“A! A! O! A! O! O! A!”  
^“‘Ey! Shut uppa with the noise-a!”  
<“You shut uppa with-a the shut uppa!”
Background Pony #F813
@Badumsquish  
So perhaps like this? Or would it be closer to English?  
>“Excuse me. I’d like to inquire about your cleaning services.”  
<“Uhh… scuzi! Bappida boopie?”  
>“What?”  
^“Akaname, cosa fai?”  
<“Io parlo inglese.”  
<“Bappida boopie? Beebida boobida babbida babbida!”  
^“Non puoi parlare inglese solo perché stampa un biglietto da visita.”  
<“Boopichie bappa! Boopa bappa boopa bappa beepie bappa!”  
>(Hangs up)
SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

I am human, hear me err.
I just had a look at the Wikipedia entry for akanaame. If all they do is lick the filth from bathrooms, and particularly bathtubs, I’m not convinced they’re such bad creatures to have around. As long as they don’t make the surfaces they lick slippery, hiring one might not be such a bad idea.
Background Pony #F813
@Badumsquish  
Then that may explain how she succeeds in making a business card, but not speaking, but I still say the tongue might have an impact. Though if either Italian or Japanese is her native language, I’d imagine both being easier to speak with that giant tongue of hers.
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@SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978  
She had help making the ad :D
 
@Background Pony #F813  
It’s not her native language. Naturally though, she slurs some words and struggles with some pronunciations. Their species doesn’t talk a whole lot anyways since they use their tongue as a limb. It’s a big part of why they lick first and ask questions later: they figure you’ll understand what they want and what they’re doing, and they don’t care about getting permission anyways >:D
Background Pony #F813
@SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978  
Maybe she only speaks broken English because her tongue could be used to scale the chimney of a three-story building. It’s pretty hard to say “She sells sea shells by the seashore” without that getting in the way.
SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

I am human, hear me err.
A couple more questions:
 
Does she know what “tongue-in-cheek” means? Could her understanding of the term be why she has “Definitely not suspicious at all” at the end of her list there?
 
Also, her English can’t be all that bad, as her motto is worded “We laugh in the face of dirt,” and not “We laugh at the dirty face.”