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I’m Derpy and I’m the mail carrier for both Ponyville and Cloudsdale. Though I sometimes make delivery mistakes, I still for the most part, get things done by the end of the day. I live with my daughter Dinky and she is one of the brightest kids around here. You guys seem to be new here to Ponyville. Want me to show you around?

eyes focus on the take-out box you’re holding

Ummm…Is that a box of muffins from Joe’s Donut Shop I see there? Oh, I LOVE muffins!!! My favorite flavors are cinnamon and bananas. Can you please share one with me? Please please please please……

I’m a little silly,
Kind of like a filly.
My swirly googly eyes,
Admire you handsome guys.
Just give me all your muffins,
Freshly out the oven!


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"You can have the whole box if you promise to never speak to me again for the rest of your life."

walks away

"I hate muffins, anyway."
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It’s a line from The Mysterious Stranger, by Mark Twain. Interesting fact: not only was Mark Twain born during a visit from Halley’s Comet, he also died a day after it’s subsequent visit. He also claimed two weeks prior to his death that "[He] came in on it, and [he] would go out on it."

However, it is officially 3AM, meaning my shift is officially over, and I can put my laptop away, go home, get toasted, and fall asleep.

BTW, Mark Twain also had this to say about Satan: "But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian’s daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?"
Seriously, he was a fascinating man. Look him up.
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Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
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Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru exclusive artwork
An Artist Who Rocks
A Really Classy Artist
Flexible - Bendy pony
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
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Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?
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Eeyup. It happens. This comment section, along with this website, and everything including life itself, is only a vision, a dream. Nothing exists; all is a dream. God – man – the world – the sun, the moon, the wilderness of stars – a dream, all a dream; they have no existence. Nothing exists save empty space – and you!
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