OMG that’s so cute :) I love Derpy :3

wait how did these banana nut muffins come here… oh well i guess i’ll share them besides i only need one anyways

we need to go derper

@Background Pony  
ruiner!

Not so fast!!!  
And hello there derpy!  
@Dr Outback

Last

:D

“You can have the whole box if you promise to never speak to me again for the rest of your life.”
 
walks away
 
“I hate muffins, anyway.”

Fine. Some day, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept these muffins as a gift.

Hello!

Wait…  
Are you looking at me or at something else?

…
 
… Derp?
 
… Duhhhhhhh…

@DanielTepesKraus  
“greatest humorist of his age”?  
That Mark Twain? I did a study on him last semester!

@CrashSucksMariosaGOD  
It’s a line from The Mysterious Stranger, by Mark Twain. Interesting fact: not only was Mark Twain born during a visit from Halley’s Comet, he also died a day after it’s subsequent visit. He also claimed two weeks prior to his death that “[He] came in on it, and [he] would go out on it.”
 
However, it is officially 3AM, meaning my shift is officially over, and I can put my laptop away, go home, get toasted, and fall asleep.
 
BTW, Mark Twain also had this to say about Satan: “But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian’s daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?”  
Seriously, he was a fascinating man. Look him up.

@DanielTepesKraus  
HALY SHEEEYT  

@CrashSucksMariosaGOD  
Eeyup. It happens. This comment section, along with this website, and everything including life itself, is only a vision, a dream. Nothing exists; all is a dream. God - man - the world - the sun, the moon, the wilderness of stars - a dream, all a dream; they have no existence. Nothing exists save empty space - and you!

@DanielTepesKraus  
Better than any I’ve seen. :3  
Oh sweet jesus, did we turn a comments section into a conversation section?

@CrashSucksMariosaGOD  
It’s from this ask blog.
 
Probably the only one to have honest to god effort put into it.

@DanielTepesKraus  
I didn’t know Twilight became bald.  
HEY WAIT A MINUTE…

@CrashSucksMariosaGOD  
Technically it’s 3AM here. Also, cookies.  

@DanielTepesKraus  
Did you make that at 4 AM, because you lost control of your life? (meme)

@CrashSucksMariosaGOD  

@DanielTepesKraus  
…I guess that’s the answer folks!  
It’s Pinkie, she ain’t gonna explain shit

@CrashSucksMariosaGOD