“Hey, my eyes down here! Why you so obsessed with my pancake hat?”

For those interested, here’s a full transcription of Arizona’s interactions with the bartender at the Long Tail Winding Inn:

Bartender: Another cow! How nice.
[start here if returning] What can I get for you?
Arizona: [option A1] I’d like ‘ta order some food, please.
[option A2] What’cha got?
[option A3] Nothin’ for me.
Bartender: [if option A3] Indeed. Maybe that’s for the best.
[if option A2] Well, aside from the usual drink choices, we do also serve food. Today’s special is potato and fern kumla with a side of cranberry sauce. The soup of the day is cream of oats chowder. But… that’s only for reindeer… I’ve got a delicious moss and mushroom salad with vinaigrette dressing, a northern specialty. Or, if none of that suits your… rustic tastes… there’s always grass.
Arizona: [option B1] I’d like ‘ta order somethin’ else.
[option B2] [Nevermind. - not said] Uh… actually, I think I’m good after all.
Bartender: [if option A1 or B1] I see. What did you have in mind?
Arizona: Well, it’s not ‘fer me. Gettin’ it ‘fer a friend outside. Could ‘ya fix her up somethin’ more… homey? Know any recipes from The Prairie?
Bartender: Sure, I’m not insulted! I’ll get you what most cows order.
[…]
Here, take some svele.
Arizona: Pancakes?! This is perfect! I’ll get these to my friend quick as a wink!
Bartender: Yes. Pancakes. I bet you like that.
[if Arizona interacts with her again] Nothing else then? Great.

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Pancakes!

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