69 with Princess Twilight Sparkle

I got the good ending

Apparently I’m going to be doing 69 with Granny Smith… I don’t know how I feel about that.
Not as bad as my sister though 😂 (January 17th)

February 12. I rather a 34.5, with me giving and looking at him.

March 8

I have the month of making Valve to produce their next game. sad face. Manticore, OH YEAH HERE’S THE NEXT GAME FELLOW GAMERS!

Nightmare Moon gives me a scat facial. I’m surprisingly ok with this.

Trixie and I threaten Gabe Newell to release TF3. Guess HL3 was asking for too much.

me and braeburn threaten Gaben to realease Team Fortress 3. XD

braeburn gives me a scat facial…ffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Spitroast with AJ and Fred Phelps

May 23rd. I’m not liking my odds here.

uhhhh, so im guessing it’s not spike, but barb…. august 8th

Me and AppleBloom threaten our lord and savior Gaben to release TF3… may the gods have mercy on our jimmies

Yus! 69 with RD!!!!

me, Lyra, agent smith and(insert porn star name here) fight a giant cookie to save the universe

@Background Pony #4A4D
 
Same…

69 with Trixie, lol.

29th January

I monitor earthquakes with fluttershy. That’s fine, that’s fine.  
A little later…
 
“So let me get this straight,” I say, looking at my brother. “You, that cragadile, Agent Smith, and some chick that looks slutty, have to go and destroy a giant chocolate-chip cookie monster from destroying the universe.”
 
“Yeah, that’s right.”
 
“…I’d say your bullshitting me, if I didn’t see the actual ‘monster’ itself. My brain is just about fried right now. I need a f**king drink.”

Earthquakes and Discord. Oh crap.

Battling crabs in seminal fluids and secretions with the twilight scepter.
 
At least I get a melee weapon for this scenario.

Me and Nightmare Moon threaten Gaben to release TF3 have fun guys!

Me and Rarity trapped in resin during sex on a giant tree.
 
Should I stop?

Metal dan with Futaloo.  
HELLLLLLP

69 with Cadence.
 
Shit I better run before Shining comes back.