you have to keep the original subtext for this with it. im not editing this, so it just stays as is.
 
:iconprincesscadenceplz: Hi! I’m Princess Mi Amoré Cadenza. Were you the ones inquiring about a babysitter?  
:iconshiningarmorplz: Yes. We have a baby that likes to be angry.  
:iconprincesscadenceplz: Oh, I get those every now and again. You just got to pick them up and show them some loving.  
:iconshiningarmorplz: Pick them up? Like, physically? You’ll need tongs for little angry Twily here. She sets on fire when angry.  
:iconprincesscadence: Oh! That’s… interesting. :iconshiningarmorplz: She also likes books. :iconbookfortplz: Anb sebbing dem on fire!  
:iconprincesscadence: … :iconshiningarmorplz: Luckily she’s potty trained; her diapers burned off when she wasn’t.  
:iconprincesscadence: Uh huh. So… when does she go to bed? :iconshiningarmorplz: Whenever she wants to, apparently… we put her inside the oven.  
:iconprincesscadence: That… makes sense… I guess. :iconshiningarmorplz: Sometimes I give her a frozen pizza to cuddle with.  
:iconprincesscadence: … :iconshiningarmorplz: Fifty bits in advance? :iconprincesscadenceplz: That would be lovely.

@Cluster Truck  
Huh. My sister’s cats have never spontaneously combusted.

A Rapidash burned my homework.

Itty bitty Twilight is adorable.

@Cluster Truck  
I only experienced a time paradox once when I had a cat. <_<

This is exactly what having cats is like.

@Prof.NightJack  
Time loop. Do you even pay attention? (Kidding. You know what we’re like, I assume. X3 )

@Robomorons  
I mean where the thought of doing that came from.

@Prof.NightJack  
Mental, probably.

I wonder where she got that from…

At least he saved his homework…