“Lu-lu? Dear? Are you okay? You’ve been screaming for hours. The staff are getting scared.”
“Sister! Do you not see I am waging a glorious campaign against these ‘eldar’ scum? They shall know my wrath by the end of this!”
“You… You do realize that’s just a game, right?”
“GAME? You call this a GAME, sister? The very fate of this planet lies on this battle, and my valiant soldiers are massacred against this foe! Their wicked machines seem nigh-unstoppable, but I shall prevail, mark my words!”
“…How long have you been up here?”
“Not nearly long enough.”
I humbly put forth that adage about armies marching on their stomach. Indeed, unless my eyes cheat me, there is a full pizza, fit and ready for your consumption. Perhaps a bit of majestic munching would assist and ease the pwning of those wretched coneheaded keebs?
Sadly, THQ doesn’t exist anymore
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Thanks! That was a grea idea in your part, plus ts a whole lot easier to do.
Yes, yes you should.
should i add a delicious flat chest tagShe doesn’t have too much else to do at night. Might as well brush up on her gaming.
And lack of pants.
P.S. Tell Relic and THQ there’s more to Chaos than just Khorne. The other gods need some loving too.
eldar op
plz nerf
Love,
Chaos