Shipping and Descendant Warning :
Spike X Rarity(Nightmare pony) = Sparity(Daughter)
Pinkie Pie X ??? = Super Surprise(Descendant)
(Spifire X Soarin) X (Daring Do X Ahuizotl) = Aerial Ace(Descendant)
Big Macintosh X Fluttershy = Apple Eden (Descendant)
Twilight Sparkle X – Top Secret – = Alternate Dawn(Son)
Applejack X ??? = ??? (Daughter)
Alternate Dawn Card Collection => http://vavacung.deviantart.com/gallery/51508160/Crazy-Future-Character-Card
Warning : This story takes place 100 years after Rarity dead. This story base on season 4. So anything that happened in season 5 will have nothing to do with this story.
Warning : This story’s an alternate universe and is really crazy at times. Futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn’t exist.
Warning : a lot of 4th wall breaking and referencing. Sharing universe with “To Love God - To Love Mortal” but in the future and more crazy(and the crazy will be double by now). You don’t need to read “To Love God - To Love Mortal” to understand this story. It’s just have many Easter egg for that story here.
This is a funny comment now :P
Somebody’s been playing Dark Souls…
Now if only she had some JU-JU-JU-JOLLY COOPERATION with Senketsu…
And we will call her “Cutty-Bird”.
And she will be awesome.
Ah, pardon my vagueness. I basically meant ‘wingless pone with saw-rigs strapped on over each shoulder’. But one way or the other, Airborne Saw-Pone is too rich to pass up.
I took that as “Pony with saw-arms, while mounted atop a Pegasus-pony or Princess flying through the air”.
I confess myself lost yet again.
Get an Alicorn-Rider or something!
I was thinking more along the lines of Ash’s groovy gauntlet-fist…which Applespawn’s gloves resemble already. That noted, paired saw-arms where peggies & princesses mount wings sound like a ball.
Well, chainsaws are generally awkward to wield for ponies; there aren’t nearly enough demolition-based crews in Equestria… I even had a fanfic in development on ponies specializing in explosives, but none in cutting down trees.
I mean, that’d be messed up, to have a chainsaw-limb already. I mean, she already has limbs, now, and doesn’t want to kill the creature, only to punch harmony into it.
She needs to wield blunt instruments… like a nightstick… or a tree.
Suppose that depends on your double-standard gore threshold. Meth-tastic as the latest twist was, I’d have been totally down for battlescarred 3-legged Applespawn working out the kinks of her new prosthetic Army of Darkness style.
But it’s okay ‘cause it’s not a pony.
=D
now we just need ric flair mummy pony
AJ I’m not sure your message is getting across the way you intend…
aaaaaaah I love this no-sense XD