Ain’t ponies much smaller than actual horses, and thus their dicks would also be smaller?

This comment section is full of betas.

Funny, you must be lookin’ at the wrong dick
 
See, what you see here: Whips out dick Is a 9.7 inch albino anaconda, you want it?
 
Come get it!

We’ve went over this too many times.

Ha. and my family said a wouldn’t have any use for a tomahawk.

Too bad a third of that length doesn’t go in at all and used up just reaching your cavern. Also how long do they last? A full five thrusts? impressive…for a horse. Humans last for a lot longer and even if they don’t, they’re still in the mood for even longer.
 
Now be off with you, I’ll call when I want an echo chamber

First off, Princess, my penis can last ten times longer than that of any stallion. And if that is not satisfactory, observe this. This is my arm. Three joints, fully prehensile. It can last ten times longer than my penis. And it has fingers on the end, just look. And I have another in case that’s still not enough.
 
So, are you sure you are a mare enough to take it?

Oh Tia you tease. I still love you

Well, princesses… since Celestia’s height is about same as mine (according to where you gaze is directed), I’d say that you are exaggerating a bit about the one foot length. Maybe Tia needs one foot of a dick, but the other two of you may sweat a bit :) Cadance’s patronizing smile may become a bit glassy… Also what you call “10 centimeters” is in fact 10 inches… You got the units wrong. And there’s one last thing - how much time your “average stallion” endures - 5 thrusts? Some even 7-8? Wow… That’s a lot.  
I’d say we try. I give Cadance 2 minutes before her hair becomes like Rarity messed it up again. Luna… maybe 3 min. before she feels the urge to practice the royal canterlot voice in unusually high octaves and summon lightnings from the sky. I only feel a bit intimidated by Tia, but size is not all that matters, you know. I’m sure at the end we’ll manage to make the sun rise again in this beautiful evening, much to the astonishment of all of Equestria. Multiple times.  
Oh, Twilight, you’re still here. Get lost, now! No minors allowed. You’ll play your part. Some other time.

>using feet and centimeters interchangably

“It’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!”

Well, mostly I want to stick my tongue in there.

… Don’t stallions only last like ten seconds?
 
Also not every human being is tiny. These make no sense.

Realistic as fuck.

Ok then… up your asses it goes

When I see tags like “double nostrils” I always think if it someone’s fetish…

>Meme
 
Yeah, No. Don’t make up tags.

Well, Princesses, I happen to know for a fact that mares are capable of constricting the muscles of their vagina to accommodate a lover of any size, so I’m ready when you are.

Now, this. This is hot.

Did they just insinuate that their vaginas are basically caverns? So we wouldn’t be able to get off on them either way because it’d be like just whipping your dick out into the open air. We wouldn’t feel anything either.