@Blissey1  
But she is loco, though.

@Lawful Girly  
“NAVY DEMANDS BITS.”  
“EQUESTRIA CAPITULATES BEFORE FIRST SHOT FIRED.”  
“GRIFFONSTONE DEFINITELY NOT BANKRUPT.”

New Petitions Against Tax  
Building Code under Fire

who’s paying the local newspaper?

So why are they bothering to have a memorial service?

@monolyth  
but she isn’t local here

Local mare ruins everything.

@Stotter  
Might be. One wonders, though, if this was set up to show the opposite side of the scale, just as the Dazzlings and Starlight Glimmer are the opposite figureheads.  
Equal Town: Everypony has the exact same amount of goods, and doesn’t try to get any more or to “rise above the equal stations of others”. Nopony is greedy, and they’re all miserable from trying to keep from being themselves.  
Griffonstone: Everybody is poor, but desperately trying to get more money. They’re bitter, selfish, greedy, and miserable because they can’t work together since they put their own needs before anyone else’s, blaming their own failures on a convenient excuse.

@Lawful Girly  
But nobody seems to have much more bits than the rest, unless they’re too miserly to show it.

@Lawful Girly  
fez*

@Stotter  
Equal? No way. Some of ‘em have bits. They’re basically feathered, fezz-wearing Ferengi.

What?

@Lawful Girly  
But, the griffons are already cutie markless and equal in a drab society.

@GekkanShounen  
Motherfucker

@GekkanShounen  
Comment upvote!

@Stotter  
Long story short, she was arrested on suspicion as a communist spy.

I’m more interested in the story about Gilda in the bottom left corner.

It was a jaw dropping sight.

@Background Pony #9875  
Dafuq is this guy? I was talking about making him yell HELLO EVERBODY!!!

You could never understand their love!

In only one paragraph the phrase “Butt stamp” went from funny to over-used.

@Trahzo  

“INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT SPARKED”  
“BORDERS REMILITARIZED, NAVY POISED TO ATTACK”  
“PURPLE PONY PRINCESS DORK URGES CALM”