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This is the only gay ship that I support.

I always liked the headcanon idea that Flurry Heart would age rapidly, just because why not?

Dash on her wedding day.

@Dogman15  
@Macaroni C-Pony  
It’s the reason why VAs rarely lend their voices to fan projects. Yeah, John DeLancey was in Meet the Bronies, but he wasn’t playing Discord.

@Macaroni C-Pony  
In a 4chan thread. The link’s were just posted with little explanation. Everyone in the thread was talking as if they already knew what they were doing.

@Macaroni C-Pony  
Then how do you explain this? It features the voices of Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Queen Chrysalis, Sunset Shimmer, Trixie, Starlight Glimmer, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Princess Cadance.  
Also this one features the voice of Princess Celestia.

@Background Pony #0138  
Thanks, bro! The one thing, though, is I’ve heard other voices used too. Anyone know where to find those?

I still don’t get it. Where do you go to make audio like this?

I bet Celestia cherishes the opportunity to be the little spoon.

@Badheart  
lol

@Background Pony #D0FB  

@bchandler2  
It’s true. I should have made the outlines darker, rather than lighter. The latter three are a lot easier to read than the first three, right?

@Background Pony #DAC5  
@Ereiam  
Again, you basically just said you don’t think it’s relevant because it’s old, and frankly I disagree. I think the moral teachings of Jesus are just as relevant today as they were then, particularly because most people live according to them. The fact that you (I assume) live in the western world of today is thanks to the spread of Christianity, and believe it or not most of your values (it seems you value peace and love particularly) are ultimately Christian values. You may think they’re universal values, but that’s only because Christianity made it so. Just look at the world before Christianity.
 
And I’m not just being biased for my own religion. I think a lot of ancient ideologies are still relevant today, stoicism being a great example.
 
Finally, I would be a little more cautious with the word “narrow-minded” if I were you. There’s a difference between figuring out what ideology works for you and sticking with it a being narrow-minded. I mean, are you willing to concede that some things, any things at all, in the bible might be relevant today? If not, one might call you narrow-minded.
 
Anyway, I don’t really want to continue this anymore. I feel like it could turn unpleasant. At the very least, I hope we’ve both come to a decent understanding of each other.

@Ereiam  
>”cribbed from the Torah”  
You think the bible copied and stole from the torah? Are you not aware that the torah is part of the bible?  
And at any rate, how would you know if your idea of who belongs in hell is better than the bible’s?

@Ereiam  
>”if the bible is right about hell existing, it’s probably wrong about who belongs there”  
Fucking what? Lol
 
>believing that the bible is irrelevant just because it’s old  
Okay millennial.

@Ereiam  
Great comeback. Congratulations. You’ve successfully put me in my place. I will never rise above this shame and humiliation. Shall I perform seppuku now, or did you want to execute me yourself?

@Ereiam  
I saw it. I just wish it weren’t.

Celestia doing God’s work over here.

FAKE GAMER GIRLS

I’m just picturing the Mane Six trying to have an important meeting in Twilight’s castle, wondering where Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are, when suddenly…..
 
ARE YOU READY?
 
Twilight: Oh sweet Celestia, not this again.
 
YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO?
 
Applejack: What’s goin’ on?
 
YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR?
 
Rarity: You weren’t there, Applejack, but…..they’ve done this before.
 
YOU THINK THAT YOU’RE BETTER?
 
Fluttershy: I just wish it wasn’t so…..loud.
 
WELL YOU BETTER GET READY…..
 
Applejack: Who’s done what?
 
TO BOW TO THE MASTERS.
 
Twilight: You’ll see.
 
BREAK IT DOWN!!!
 
Then Pinkie and Rainbow burst into the throne room, flanked by Discord, Spike, and Big Macintosh, decked in DX merch, throwing green glowsticks everywhere. Then the climb up on top of the friendship map and perform several crotch chops as Pinkie’s confetti cannons shoot a giant X shape behind them. Then Discord, Spike, and Big Macintosh leave, and Pinkie and Rainbow sit down like nothing just happened.