Confessions (Possibly NSFW)

intexda
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Chemtrails are turning the frogs gay
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

While out on a walk I found a skirt buried in the gravel sand on the side of the road and I kept it. I washed it up and it’s actually pretty comfortable.  
When I found it, it smelled of laundry soap so it may have blown off a clothes line o -o;
Stoopedhooy
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -

Sad Confused Artist.
@intexda
 
Or it was disposed of from a crime scene. Really uncomfortable with stuff (mostly women accessories and clothes) regularly coming up around in dirt at my place.
intexda
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Chemtrails are turning the frogs gay
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Stooped_hooy  
What’s truly amazing is the sheer amount of children’s bouncy balls i keep finding in the road side drainage ditches. I never pick thme up but thye are just everywhere.
Background Pony #8EFC
When I was 13, I used to put butter on my cock when nobody was home and let our dog lick it off. I wasn’t attracted to the dog, I just was desperate for a blow job and I thought that was the best I could do. This happened maybe a half dozen times.
Background Pony #8EFC
@RainbowDash69  
It was alright. Not great, but kinda fun at the time too I suppose. In retrospect, it was kinda disgusting lol. I’m not proud of it, but I have not much shame about it either. Nobody got hurt, the dog included.
 
I was just a typical horny 13 year old going through the silly, crazy time that is puberty. And it didn’t help that I lived in a sexually repressive and negative fundamentalist Christian household. So I really have already had plenty of guilt and Shame for a lifetime. I don’t need anymore.
TGM/Glim(TheGlimMaster)
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Eternally :'>
I deny severely that I had a childhood.  
|| nobody would had a chance to mess with me when I was a child. I locked a window at a girl’s hand, shoved a pencil in one girl’s arm, called my teacher “bitch”, tooked multiples hits from parents every time I did something wrong and said “bring more, I don’t care” and punched another boy so hard he fainted on the ground. I regret everything from this period of my life with passion||
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