Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

You win a free gum
 
I wish to be from the CIA

Cucumber Ice cream Agency
 
I wish for tater tots.

You get totaled and tottered
 
I wish for spinal tap to get a reunion tour

In the afterlife
 
 
I wish for five stars

You are in orbit
 
I wish to go to space.

You’re in space…without a space suit to keep you safe from the vacuum.
 
I wish for a turkey sandwich.

It’s a living turkey
 
I wish for some gazpacho

Granted, but it’s Gazpacho, the character from the old cartoon show, “Chowder.”
 
I wish buffering was not a problem when I’m watching videos online.

You don’t have internet at all.
 
I wish to have a go-kart

Luigi gives you the death stare…
 
I wish I had the body of a pig.

 
I wish to be a llama

 
I wish to be a better person.

You’re a better person for yourself.
 
 
I wish I could play by myself.

All your friends come to with you instead
 
I wish for an inferno

Granted, you are the inferno. You burn to death…slowly and painfully.
 
I wish rules weren’t so strict.

They’re not, but soon starts WWVIII Because of you.
 
I wish I had Verbatim discs

You get floppy disks instead
 
I wish for a minion

It’s one of those annoying yellow ones and it constantly farts.
 
I wish to visit an alternate universe.

It’s one with amazon overloads.
 
I wish for Amazon overloads

You visit an alternate universe
 
I wish I was under arrest.

 
I wish to have guts

You got goods
 
I wish I was a small wallaby.

No
 
I wish for for a paperbag mask

Granted, but someone vomited in it.
 
I wish for sugar and creamer for my coffee.

It’s lead sugar and sour cream
 
I wish for a maltshake