Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted, but you eventually get type 2 diabetes, and that is never a good sign.
 
I wish I was the one who obsesses over tags.

You get meme’d on
 
I wish for a pepper steak

Your rings aren’t fighting with you
 
||I wish I had tickets for || Foxy boxing

You get arrested in an illegal fox fight Arena
 
I wish to be the town’s sheriff

You get shot at.
 
 
I wish I had more FBI Ranchers

They get blown up
 
I wish for 20 dollar bills wrapped in a rubberband

They be fake bills
 
I wish my gum didn’t have spider eggs

You need the protein
 
I wish I was T H I C C

You ain’t 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚
 
I wish I could say Join the Navy backwards

You join the village people
 
I wish to be Delilah

Granted. While witnessing a ceremony to Dagon, Samson the prisoner apologises to God, is given back his strength, and pushes the pillars. You get crushed to death with the other Philistines and the leaders of their government.
 
I wish I can fully understand Linear B, and speak with the Mycenaean Greeks who traded olive oil with Philistia.
 

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
You understand it but it’s the only language you understand.
 
I wish I could wake up earlier in the mornings.

@Moonatik
 
Granted. Each time you wake up gets earlier until you only wake up from midnight. If you do sleep when that happens, you wake up at 6 am, and if you sleep at 5 am, you wake up at 9 am.
 
I wish I can record ancient languages.
 
(by the way, even though I can only understand Linear B, that would be enjoyable for me!)

It’s on cassette.
 
I wish for a monkey.

You set it up to rob a donut shop, it steals some donuts and it goes outside through the power lines, the monkey eats all the donuts and throws one for you because he felt pity for you and runs away.
 
I wish things would rhyme with orange

They rhyme with apple instead.
 
I wish to find an image without a single downvote on this site

That image gets a downvote
 
I wish Crash Team Racing would get a remastered version too

ITs really buggy
 
I wish I was Peaches

You’re an Atlas  
In a timeline where Petite and Pop didn’t meet
 
I wish I had a pig to tell me what to do

(>=,V)  
You get fed up and eat it
 
I wish for cute blu hors

El Ciian
 
I wish for a pear

You get turned into a pear
 
I wish i was a sex god

@Vortaxonus  
Your wish is granted but because this is a SFW thread you instead become god of all sexes and your chromosome count ruins your body and mind.
 
I wish I had all the ingredients necessary to cook all the things I want to cook.

You ain’t got no kitchen supplies  
if you want to be a man, use your hand
 
I wish the Spooknifork was a thing

It leads to many injuries and lawsuits. Ultimately, it gets banned.
 
I wish they would show how Princess Cadance became an alicorn on the show.