Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted. In their place is underwater basket-weaving and judo.
 
I wish I can skateboard.

You break you legs attempting an olley
 
I wish rent was cheaper

Granted. But the electric and water bills went up instead.
 
I wish I can collect some Gilda figurines, to look at them for inspiration for my stories.
 

Your kid brother/sister/nephew/niece/etc. starts chewing on their heads.
 
I wish I didn’t have to pay soooooo many taxes.

Granted. But you also lose your job.
 
I wish Pinkie and Fluttershy were turned into walking, screaming cherry trees.

George Washington rises from the grave and chops them down. ;P
 
I wish math wasn’t so hard

@ILoveMyoozik  
Reading becomes a lot harder.
 
I wish that an anthro Tempest Shadow would be my girlfriend.

Granted, she’s abusive and manipulative, and you’re trapped in this relationship in the same way that you’d be trapped in the eye of a tornado, make one wrong move and you’ll be destroyed.
 
I wish people don’t realise I stole that metaphor.

@Moonatik  

 
I love it!
 
They try to go in a tornado, taking your advice literally.
 
I wish to be abused by a dominant woman.

You get financially abused only
 
I wish to have tortillas

Granted. Sonata eats them all and you have nothing but a sour chicken dumpling poorly-prepared by her.
 
I wish Sonata can be an award-winning chef.

She loses her awards and five star restaurant because of a scathing review from a top food critic
 
I wish I had more money

It’s fake money
 
I wish to be in a mockumentary

Granted, you’re the subject of ridicule.
 
I wish I could help Nightmare Moon take over the world.

@Moonatik  
You assist her by getting used for her Bioreactor.
 
I wish I could make her feel better when her shift ends, and she needs to relax.

You tell her she no longer has to spend time with you making her the happiest
 
I wish for a building to be structurally planned so it doubles as a missile launcher

@QuasarNova  
Nobody knows how to operate the freaking thing!
 
I wish that Queen Novo would stop flirting with me.

Granted. She tricks you into working with Sonata in her dilapidated restaurant, so you have to endure her scoldings and tantrums.
 
I wish I could not be afraid

You forfeit your common sense as well
 
I wish somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

You get Rick Rolled.
 
I wish “push polls” didn’t exist.

@AnCapGoku  
Now you have to PULL polls.
 
I wish to be a great sumo wrestler some day!

Granted. You also become into a rock, but you cannot move anymore.
 
I wish I can sculpt you into a magnificent statue!

It crumbles quickly
 
I wish I had a book

Granted. It’s a movie magazine from India that is written in Hindi, and you cannot understand much of it.
 
I wish I can watch Bollywood movies in the cinema (even though I’m Chinese, those movies amuse me).

Granted. No chinese dub thought and the subtitles look like if they were made by a blind monkey.
 
I wish to have the apocalypse horsemen as my henchmen.