Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

@Shepherd  
You don’t get a badge for it.
 
I wish I had both the Cart Titan and the Beast Titan.

Granted you get etten.
 
I wish to find monsters.

@Shepherd  
The monsters are Lamias who find you ugly.
 
I wish the Lamias would use their magic to give me the body of a handsome 10-year old boy and love me.

Granted they are put in jail.
 
I wish for Snu snu.

@Shepherd  
That is just slang for basic cuddling.
 
I wish I was adoracreepy.

Already granted cat.
 
I wish for sexy stories.

Granted you don’t get a chance to read them.
 
I wish I could have some good henti.

@Shepherd  
From a critical standpoint, it’s good, but its filled with every fetish you hate.
 
I wish I could live up to my personal title.

Granted but you are an actual horse.
 
I wish for the Super Crown.

Granted, you’re chased down by every MtF trans person ever as well as every curious male person ever.
 
I wish this meme would come back. Like, even if it was a small comeback.

Granted it’s a zombie now.
 
I wish to put the Super Crown on Pokemon.

Granted it’s Emolga.
 
I wish to go to the internet.

Granted. You get offline immediatly.
 
I wish for both immortality and quick healing.

Granted you heal so quickly you don’t get a chance to set your bone.
 
I wish to write a nice story.

It’s 177013
 
I wish hotel pillows weren’t so hard

Granted but they are Mimics now.
 
I wish to find the golden pants.

Your mom is wearing them and they can’t be removed by the one wearing them
 
I wish for an army of lolis

Granted but you have only fighters.
 
I wish to go to a nice worm nudist resort.

Granted I get set on fire
 
I wish for less.

You lose both arms by an explosion
 
I wish for a good idea

Granted, I stole your idea and become rich at your expense.
 
I wish to cure my megalomania.

Granted nobody is rich anymore.
 
I wish for mad saxophone skills.

You become a serial killer whose main weapon is a saxophone
 
I wish to have 3 more inches to my beard

It’s hiding bees.
 
I wish for a monster girl

They lack sapience and use you for laying their larva
 
I wish for a longer stamine