Random facts of yourself thread

I will never be a normal person.
 
I’m a demented old man who loves pony.

@Badheart  
Of course not. You’re a Texan. Be proud.

I refuse to be intimidated.

My mom just came from the mall, with a Rainbow Dash she accidentally bought. Some girl must have put in her cart because she mistook it for her mother’s. I haven’t told anyone in my family I’m a brony.
 
FATE!!!

This is my last known up close encounter with a Boeing 787 Dreamliner in 2017.
 
 

I hate speaking English,  
it feels so incriminating.
 
@CalypsoFantasy  
Pony choose you!

So Mom wanted to return Dashie, but I volunteered to do that - and hid her in my drawer.  
(Rainbow was from that weird series where they have manes made of hair but no comb)
 
Despite having vowed to myself that I would only buy hard-mane ponies, I made off to the mall, where I decided to celebrate the day I got my first pony, and bought Twilight, Rarity and AJ from the same series.

@CalypsoFantasy  
Wait, so now they know?

They don’t. I bought them (the other ponies) and put them in my pack. Need a good place to store them.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I photographed an ANA 787 recently in that exact livery. Perhaps it was the same one.

@CalypsoFantasy  
Stop hiding lol, just put them somewhere proudly.
 
Well I know every situation is different but, try.

one time i had to help 3 dogs give birth consecuatively at the age of 10

@FuckItsDaytimeAgain  
i remember when i came out as being a brony, my mom thought it odd but got me the movie for my 18th and my dad just thought it was funny as hell, my brother dealt with it by filling my inbox it dank pony memes

I’m not a tough guy.
 
However, assaulting me could prove fatal.

@Badheart  
If I assault you, you’ll die? Are your bones made of glass?

@JohnJohnson  
Pretty sure he meant the other person would die.

@JohnJohnson  
Either one of us.  
I don’t play those games.
 
And I don’t care if I die.

There’s a jet from NASA flying around my house.

I love the smell of jet fuel.
 
It smells like a burrito I once ate.

I hate despacito

I put jet fuel in my first car and peeled off everywhere I went.

@Badheart  
Cool story, bro.

@Badheart  
That would only work in a diesel truck. And you’d likely damage it.

@TheMagpulPone  
Then I should get on STP’s ass.

@Badheart  
I thought you meant literal jet fuel.