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@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Vigilantes are only criminals if they get caught doing something illegal.
 
And then they’re still fine in my book unless they crossed the line and did something really bad.
 
Random fact: my shoes are Asics, but I’ll never buy another Asics, because they support Chinese oppression.
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@Count Adramélekh Sear  
There’d be fewer fucked up kids/people out there if child molesters were taken out of the population. Studies show most convicted criminals repeat offenses because they don’t think they’ll be caught, even after being imprisoned, and prison doesn’t reform most criminals, at least in the US.
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@That1GuyGAMER18  
Ya know, in all seriousness, I kinda doubt that some Muslim extremists were solely responsible for 9/11. Don’t get me wrong, a lot of those conspiracy theories are false, and I’m not doubting Al Qaeda’s involvement and masterminding, but there’s some elements that truly make one have to wonder. There’s a highly detailed, years-long study from a University of Architects and Engineers in Alaska for example that points out a lot of problems in the 9/11 commission’s and NIST’s reports on Tower 7 for example and prove it couldn’t have burned down from fire alone, especially in the way they say it did. Also, the FAA and NORAD’s response was so piss poor that day, one has to wonder how the system failed so bad and why nobody was reprimanded for such a slow response that did not utilize the F-15s anywhere near their full potential, even after they were finally scrambled.
 
Even Al Qaeda said they never expected to actually be able to destroy any of the towers with the planes alone, let alone a tower they didn’t even crash into. Sure, they definitely hijacked and crashed a bunch of flights that day and carried out an attack on US soil… But at the risk of sounding like a conspiracy theorist, the rest of the details, and wether or not someone else was involved that day is probably not quite as easily written-off as the US government would like you to believe.
 
Btw, I definitely don’t like Islam, nor any religion, but I don’t hate it either, and I’d never be racist or go after anyone and bully them. I’ve been stupid in the past and hurtful things religious people have done to me in the past turn me into a person I would rather not be. Nowadays, I’m nice to my Muslim friends and neighbors, and even strangers on the internet. I wish no I’ll will on any of them. I say live and let live as long as you ain’t hurting anybody.
 
So that’s cool to make jokes man, I say all is good fun in joking, no harm no foul, and I wish you the best. Do look into that study sometime though, you might question how much Al Qaeda was really responsible for.
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@PoetryInTheComments  
Hmm. I watched this documentary about 9/11 being an inside job and Al Qaeda just taking the blame, but your right.
 
The point of the joke is to make fun of the hillbilly fucks here in America screaming “Goddamn Sand N******!!!” Anytime 9/11 is brought up.
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