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ghostfacekiller39
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@SeraphimDawn  
My great grandma and grandma are
 
I’m a freedomite living in Hesse, which was mostly part of Prussia, but meh
 
I’m basing my glorious unification of Harem fans and the Harem nation I form later off of von Bismarck-sensei’s ways
 
an army with a state, not a state with an army
 
Blut und Eisen
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Well, I’m finally back on the work schedule, but that’s nothing to celebrate about, it’s still not giving me a livable wage.
 
And my mother’s store is going under for good again, and I can’t help her undo the hard labor I did to set it up for no payoff since I’ve been scheduled that day.
 
Shit sucks. My only hope for things to get better is to get that job at Wal-Mart, and hope they give me enough days to work.
Xari
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as every year has been there is the pro’s of a year
 
And the shitty parts
 
I mean i have more family this year and Even a Boyfriend
 
But then there were things i never mentioned like Old Ex’s who were once assholes to me trying to call me and say “Oh i have changed” Like i believe that bullshit
 
And Even the incident with my Cousin , and other Bullshit here in the UK
 
But hopefully i end this year strong and great
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This is driving me crazy.
 
Since June 14th of this year, Twitter has changed how retweets work so that you can actually retweet and quote your own tweets.
 
But for some completely bizarre reason, I am still unable to do so with my own tweets even though literally everyone else in my timeline can. The retweet icon is still grayed out and unclickable for me.
 
There is literally no reason at all for this to be the case, and I’m apparently literally the only person on the entire site still unable to do so. What gives?
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So I decided to see if I can drive today. I drove down to the local sex shop and bought some lube. But after seeing how tough the sun was on my still healing eyes I don’t trust myself to drive until they have healed more. Ao unless I can get a ride I am basically landlocked for the next two weeks.
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went out for groceries.
 
saw the guy behind me was an old man with two tubs of ice cream. let him get ahead of me.
 
didn’t know his wife would suddenly arrive with more stuff.
 
when I told him he should’ve said that there would be more, the WIFE became angry and told me they were there first (turns out it was their second time at the counter because they forgot those stuff the first time they paid for stuff).
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My fifteen year old dog is going senile and forgetting her obedience training. She’s started snatching food off tables, chewing things, and tipping over trash cans again. It’s driving me nuts.
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You know why they only seem to let the story/graphics/balancing people talk to players? because programmers are of such subhuman levels of intellect when it comes to common sense that they would probably get the company shut down if they ever talked in public,
ghostfacekiller39
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@Thanotos Omega  
It’s not very nice to compare programmers to anime analysts like that. Completely uncalled for.
 
of course, anime analysts are less human than serial killers and child molesters, so insulting them is always fair game
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@OptimusPrimevil  
For some fucking reason, morrowind suddenly decided not to accept any of my console commands, i am entering them right and it’s just not working, it’s bad enough i have to type out so much BS to use the damn things, but then they just don’t work,
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Sweet F.A.
@ice1517  
I know your pain. I’m stuck with satellite because out here in the mountains, they don’t have cable. It doesn’t help that the company that holds a monopoly on satellite Internet only allows 25 gigabytes of upload/download data per month.
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Pomegranates :P
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@TheHappySpaceman  
I can attest to experience with bad internet as well. Canada is notorious for having one of the most ass backward internet infrastructure in the western world. Especially when you pretty much have only two choices between Telus and Shaw in the entire country. e also have the highest cellphone bill in the first world and they tried to lower the bandwidth cap awhile back in an attempt to “meter” our internet.
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