Vent thread

Man I locked myself out of the house.
 
I got to wait an hour or so for my mom to help me out. .
 
That’s okay, I got a bomb ass beer and killer headphones.

@Shepherd  
I don’t know what the fuck this is.

@Selaphiel  
…

@Lawrence Alpaca  
Try the back.

@Badheart  
Go back to Radiohead  
This is not for you

@Lawrence Alpaca  
I’m only getting one back molar pulled thank God. The rest of my teeth are fine. I brush everyday and I don’t drink soft drink so I have no idea why this tooth is causing me so much pain.

@Badheart  
Word

Beer is liquid bread

@Selaphiel  
I’ll drink you under the table ya wee pansy!

@Badheart  
Fam Scott’s!

@Selaphiel  
Black rum, straight.

My mom drove over to unlock the door, then she smoked me out before taking off.
 
She’s a really good mom. She understands my difficulties, and knows how to help.

@Selaphiel  
Except the kid that stands up for themselves and knocks a bully on their ass is usually the one that gets in trouble. Go figure.

@TheMagpulPone  
Yup.

@Selaphiel  
I bully by nature and I know i was bullied.
 
I bully people to force them to grow.

Sorry I got too angry earlier

There are better ways to encourage change than bullying. sure, If all the other kids back in primary school hadnt constantly called me a fat piece of shit who should kill himself, I wouldnt have started working out in high school just to prove them wrong and thus wouldn’t be the beefcake I am today.
 
But the emotional baggage, crippling shyness and social anxiety are a steep price to pay.

I’d just beat the hell out of everyone.
 
Most my abuse happened at home.
 
 
Bullies though?
 
I had fun making them cry.

I had a rather interesting experience the other day involving race.
 
I was the only white guy in an entire restaurant. In fact, I’m pretty sure I was the only white guy in this little town.

My balls hurt.

I always come back with a bat or machete to those who bully me regardless how many they are. I love to make my enemies bleed.

@Zincy  
Oh so you were in Detroit?

@someguy111
 
Nope, Lanham MD. So, not only was I the only white guy, I was probably the least wealthy person there.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Pro tip, swing the machete backwards.
 
Get up under that jaw

@Zincy  
I’ve been though Baltimore, but that’s all I have experienced of Maryland.
 
Also that was more of a joke but as a Michigander, I have been to Detroit many times and it really is culture shock to be the only white guy around. I have never seen a Subway behind bulletproof glass before.