Confessions (Possibly NSFW)

Sometimes I feel like replying KYS to random people on the internet, but I don’t, because i’m super nice.
 

I think Celestia is best princess not luna.

I try to be a nice person but I feel better treating people how they treat me sometimes.

I have disgusting fantasies about Rarity and pictures like this definitely don’t help.
 

Many people dislike me on this site.

I have a ||huge teenage crush on mic the microphone ||
 
I didn’t want to f*cking say it . Girls in school would laugh at me because of it

I prefer 2D women over 3D women.

Sakura from Naruto was the first girl I ever had a crush on.

@White_Heart  
_{^{||Amy Wong for me ||}}

@Toyminator900
 
I liked her also she may have been my second crush lol.

I had sex in a korean massage parlor a week ago

@Background Pony #F360  
Nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@White_Heart  
Don’t know if the BP# will show up the same but I’m the same guy that posted above
 
Anyway, I knew of the place for about a year but never had the nerve to actually go in but this time I did, a few minutes later I was led into a room with lots of pretty asian girls in lingerie. I picked out one that had nice, big (fake) boobs and a half hour later I left there no longer a virgin and a very happy man

@Background Pony #EEB8  
I’d never be able to do such a thing TBH.
 
Not only for the fact that I could potentially get caught but the fact I would’ve paid someone to have sex with me.

I apparent in real life to not like it and I avoid it everytime someone asks me due of embarrasment and shyness, but in the reality; I love to sing.
 
And I can’t help it, I envy (in a good way) a lot the people who sings very well, a good voice can easily make me have goose bumps and even blush, and that sensation that the human singing can bring is something that I wish I could be capable to transmit, reason that, almost everytime I’m alone in my house, I practice singing. I have to say that, at least in my opinion, I been able to achieve a good improvement, though of course, I still don’t consider that I have a good voice.
 
…Finally I took this thing off my chest.

I had a confession to say  
I was in the 3rd grade at the time and I was the best in swimming. One day I was done doing it and I was trying to find my towel and three girls pushed me as I was naked and took pictures of me . They said they are gonna post it on their accounts.  
The next day , I was in math class and my principle called me to the office and had those girls , thier parents and those who saw what happened. I was in a shock for 2 years after they graduated from primary and middle school.  
Now that I am in first year senior high school , they want me to take a swimming test.  
That’s why I am never gonna do it except with my family and friends.

@Twilight Schwifty  
Something similar happened to me in 3rd grade.  
I aced a multiplication test, thing was that it was vocal and it was per student, someone pretended to be me and made me fail all multiplications that I got right.  
Everything got solved at the end though.  
not really a confession but it’s something I wanted to say after reading that

When I was a kid in what was probably elementary school, this one kid made me mad so I told them I was going to get a real gun and shoot them and then their parents freaked out and called the cops and thats how we had our home searched for a gun that didn’t exist all because I repeated something I heard on tv.
 
I also like singing when im alone and was really sad when my non music teacher forced me to quit chorus in middle school because it was during study hall and apparently that was a more important class to them.

@intexda  
You have a study hall session? Teachers tell us to study by ourselves most of the time.

@Toyminator900  
Yeah , 3rd grade was too much for me

@HJSDGCE, God’s Wrath well this was back in middle school. all the way back in like 2004 or there abouts. I’m not really sure how schools handle such things currently. but basically chorus sessions and study hall took place at the same time and things didnt mesh quite as well as was hoped.

I used to insult girls when I was a child for no reason
 
Also I went to burger king and paid for food with a gift card. It wasn’t enough money but I drove off with the food anyway

I did not own a smartphone until I was 17.

@StrangeGirl  
The same thing was for my sister. She got hers when she was 15 .