Confessions (Possibly NSFW)

intexda
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Chemtrails are turning the frogs gay
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

6 Year Lurking Champion
While out on a walk I found a skirt buried in the gravel sand on the side of the road and I kept it. I washed it up and it's actually pretty comfortable.
When I found it, it smelled of laundry soap so it may have blown off a clothes line o -o;
intexda
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Chemtrails are turning the frogs gay
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

6 Year Lurking Champion
@Stooped_hooy
What's truly amazing is the sheer amount of children's bouncy balls i keep finding in the road side drainage ditches. I never pick thme up but thye are just everywhere.
Background Pony #8EFC
When I was 13, I used to put butter on my cock when nobody was home and let our dog lick it off. I wasn't attracted to the dog, I just was desperate for a blow job and I thought that was the best I could do. This happened maybe a half dozen times.
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Background Pony #8EFC
@RainbowDash69
It was alright. Not great, but kinda fun at the time too I suppose. In retrospect, it was kinda disgusting lol. I'm not proud of it, but I have not much shame about it either. Nobody got hurt, the dog included.

I was just a typical horny 13 year old going through the silly, crazy time that is puberty. And it didn't help that I lived in a sexually repressive and negative fundamentalist Christian household. So I really have already had plenty of guilt and Shame for a lifetime. I don't need anymore.
TGM/Glim(TheGlimMaster)
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

The light of dark magic
I deny severely that I had a childhood.
nobody would had a chance to mess with me when I was a child. I locked a window at a girl's hand, shoved a pencil in one girl's arm, called my teacher "bitch", tooked multiples hits from parents every time I did something wrong and said "bring more, I don't care" and punched another boy so hard he fainted on the ground. I regret everything from this period of my life with passion
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