Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted. You host a livestream on Twitch filled with cringeworthy fans.
 
I wish Gallus starts crowing.

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
Granted. It alerts the Nazis outside and they shoot him to death.
 
NSFW wish:I wish my penis was only 3 inches long.
 
SFW wish: I wish I had some barbeque Lil Smokies.

Granted. You turn into the TF2 Soldier. A need inside you compels you to gather more Snipers for your dispenser.
 
I wish the Imperium of Man would lead us to a golden age.

It then collapses
 
I wish for a cute pony plushie

Granted. By “pony”, the supplier thinks that you’re ordering MLP merchandise, so they give you Gilda.
 
I wish Gilda would watch over me in my dreams.

Transforms into a demon who consumes you
 
I wish to not blame it on the bossa nova

Granted. You are addicted to it instead.
 
I wish I were blond and blue eyed (I am East Asian).

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
Granted, but you’re teleported to 1942 Germany and Hitler wants you fast tracked to promotion in the military.

Granted. Now that you’re blond and blue-eyed (like me in my dreams), you instantly become a chick magnet, and this makes you stressed and annoyed.
 
I wish I have a pet Gallus. What will it start doing?

Granted but he always seems to be depressed like a loyal pet who just lost the master. Every time you try to approach him he starts to tremble uncontrollably and whimper, as if he’s known nothing but abuse throughout his entire life. He doesn’t eat much. He always seems lost in his whole little world of unknown hardships and lose. If breaks your heart day and night that your pet Gallus will never know true peace regardless of how much love you show towards him. You’re always worrying that he’s head to an early grave due to his refusal to eat, he’s feather and bones. Your life is starting to reflect his. Enjoy your pet.
 
 
@Background Pony #E092  
NSFW Wish: Granted, but it doesn’t work, at all. It’s completely useless. You’ll be lucky if a catheter will even work due to the state of your wish’s target. You may even need surgery soon to remove what is basically a tumorous growth. Enjoy.
 
I wish I could get back at the judges who had me confine and contained in an isolation unit. (Rainbow Dash Style: Just Pranks, of course…)

Granted. During their captivity, they develop psychic powers, manipulate the jailers, and build their own army. Yuri’s Revenge redux?
 
I wish my pet Gallus starts crowing like a rooster.

Granted. Your pet Gallus or rather Jurassic Gallus, crows so loudly that even a politician would have to admit that he’s won the argument. (You know, I’M TALKING LOUDER THAN YOU BECAUSE I’M RIGHTER THAN YOU!! -Politicians)  
Sadly, your eardrums rupture and you will never again enjoy the sound of your pet Gallus again. In addition, after that one loud crow, he got it out of his system and now he sounds like the cutest thing ever! But now you’re deaf so…
 
I wish the world was a better place for others.

Granted. Humanity does improve in terms of health and relations, but it’s due to a lot of genetic manipulation that enforces harmony and stifles disagreement and vulgarity.
 
I wish humanity could become genetically modified into becoming healthier, tougher, smarter, and more conformed – dissent will lead to discord and disarray, don’t you think?

Granted, because our new alien overlords require slave labor and even with our level of near perfection, we are still no match for them. Work or go back to the lab for further study. For the first time in the last few thousand years humanity is united and equal, equal in our level of suffering, equal in our feelings of injustice, hopelessness. Dissent and discord are things of the past, because it’s now us versus them. In the end though there’s nothing we can do to fight back or even offer up a little resistance.
 
I wish I could draw better, so I too could create beautiful pony art just like many talented artists do here on derpibooru.

Very well. You can only draw Gallus.
 
I wish Gallus would think like a rooster.

It dies
 
I wish for a baby grand piano

Granted. A tree bursts from its back, and it blooms with more pianos that crash into the ground.
 
I wish for a tree that grows drums.

Granted. During a particularly rough thunderstorm your new drum tree is struck by a bolt of lighting splitting the trunk in two. The weight of the drums on each branch causes the trunk to snap sending the massive tree straight onto your home. Houses can be replaced, lives obviously can not be.
 
Your pet Gallus just happened to be hiding within the room, that had been directly in the falling tree’s path.
 
Sadly, he did not survive.
 
I wish it wasn’t grammatically correct to place a comma before the word “and” when listing three or more items.

Theconcept; of grammar of throne outta whack?
 
I wish for a music album

Granted. It consists mostly of your Gallus making typical chicken noises, such as clucking and crowing.
 
I wish I bought a copy for my ears.

Granted. Your copy ears are made by Microsoft and run the newest, thus best, Windows, but for ears… Windows Bod-E. Before using your ears, they must first check online for registration status, then updates to firmware and software plus Windows Immune System Pro 2 Database Update.
 
Status: Connecting To Service… Total Progress 12% approx. 2 minutes
 
_{That was five days ago, currently.}
 
Status: Connection Verification Running… Total Progress 11% approx. 1:55 minutes
 
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I wish more people shipped Silverstream with Terramar.

Granted. Terramar turns into Gallus, and this Gallus behaves like a chicken.
 
I wish I can be a Gmodder who makes Raxxo-like scenes.

@HorsesandMuchMOAR
 
You can, but it takes really long and you never gain traction due to people with less talent performing better than you.
 
I wish more people realized white pizza was a mistake

Granted. Now everyone loves the taste of roti canai.
 
I wish I can have a plate of roti canai for breakfast.

It disappears before you eat it
 
I wish for a sandwich