Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

@Briianz
It’s me returning to the site.

I wish I could see the look on your face.

Granted. I actually am very happy to see you again!

I wish Gallus is a stupid chicken.

He already is…

I wish I could win stupid prizes from stupid games.

Of course. The stupidness then transfers away from them after playing a few games, rendering them not stupid, so you no longer can wiiin anymore.
I wish Alex Hefner fulfills his bucket list entry of listening every Linkin Park song ever made.

Granted, it damages his hearing.

I wish Gallus starts crowing.

He won’t stop.

I wish I could be beautiful.

You became a flower that will die in a few week
I wish for the next person who reply after this to have a brownie.

I have a chocolate muffin that looks lie a brownie, actually.

I wish to get better sleep.

You never get to sleep since there’s no better sleep.
^{(Way less grimdark than the one I was thinking before)}

I wish to have a Tiger I Ausf. H tank.

It appears 10 feet above you

I wish for a cookie ^c^

You get Baking Bads

I wish for… actually… I don’t wish for anything, I’m happy as I am. Bye!

You receive the overwhelming temptation to make another wish ^c^

I wish for vast magic power!

Twilight Sparkle considers you as a villain and makes you a nice companion to Chrysalis, Tirek and Cozy Glow

I wish for sus

@Vulcan
You get ejected.
I wish to be a cartoon character.

You end up being Elmer Fudd

I wish to have a cute shy and nice Chrysalis friend :D.

She looks so scary, like in the cartoon. Glistening.

I wish to be in a harem with a dozen women. Or mares.

I want to not get COVID, no, for real ;-;

Granted. Nurgle claims you and you become a Plaguebearer.

I wish the corporations of the US will have less power so life will be much easier.

Granted. Every government in the world becomes Stalinist.

I would like more rum!

Granted. You are now a pirate.

I wish I am Trouble Shoes, and I can feed on beer.

Granted; now you can only consume on beer

I wish for the philosopher’s stone!

Granted, it’s a spinel. And it can burn a vampire or a demon just because it bears the magical power of an earth goddess.

I wish I can use the sacred spinels for a sanctification rite.

@HorsesandMuchMOAR
No one likes you for it.

I wish I could have two girlfriends.