Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

Granted. You impregnate them instead.
 
I wish Double Diamond and Trouble Shoes are farm horses.
 

Granted, they stomp on you.
 
I wish for Nintendo to stop making bad business decisions and killing off their fans.

Granted. It is dominated by Pokemon, and the CEO is an alcoholic Mudsdale that all the Galarian Ponytas are laughing at.
 
I wish Trouble Shoes became CEO of Hasbro.

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
Granted, he takes over the company and then the world.  
I wish my earphones could hold a charge.

Granted. They play music louder than your settings.
 
I wish I could upload the Anonymous Campsite.

Granted, but your device crashes halfway through and it gets corrupted.  
I wish I could be Twilight Sparkle.

You are literally Twilight Sparkle without any memories of your former self now.  
Can someone make five of the mane six ponies, excluding Rarity, to come rape me in their own way?

You die when applejack rapes you. And then your corpse is used as fertilizer for the farm.
 
I wish to reset the universe

Sometimes the whole world can get so cold.  
I wish I am not so scared of what I was supposed to be.

Granted, now you’re scared of what you’re not supposed to be.  
I wish there was a cure for alzheimer’s.

Granted, but it gives people awkward arousal episodes periodically.
 
I wish to be a god of sex

Granted, now you have a 60 foot dick that gets in the way.
 
I wish for Nintendo to NOT DMCA fan projects like Mario Royale.

Nintendo goes out of service because people are supporting the fan projects instead.  
I wish to rule with the threat of a great fire.

The Great Fire isn’t a fire but an actual entity who conquers the planet after you’re killed since you acted like a tyrannical asshole. Upside is everyone gets free healthcare and a living wage. Downside, not everyone can handle his gifts of power and 60-78% of the population dies. Also, he fixes global warming, for some reason.
 
I wish for people not to be absolute cunts to one another

Yeah no more cuntism. Anyway, now innocents genuflect to a lie.  
I wish to be the new singer for Linkin Park.

The band makes awesome songs with you, but you die in a crash when you’re 30.
 
I wish to rule the world

@Cosmivex  
The world ends up empty.  
I wish to be a astronomer.

You now deal with comet chase and meteor storm when helping out against the galactic pirates.  
I wish the individuals who died in torture camps like Unit 731 be revived and with the memories of their torment erased.

They live their lives to the fullest as sweatshop workers in America, but they also help cause global sweeping changes for the better. Also they ban Pineapple on Pizza somehow.
 
I wish to roll the dice.

Diced rolled. and led to you getting Rick Rolled, metal style.  
I wish to be sex slave to the Mane Six’s mothers until the mothers all died and I am set free.

You get captured by Celestia and Luna and your given immortality, and endlessly stretchy body, and luscious curves. All for the sake of being a cumdump to the princesses.
 
I wish to rick-roll God.

@Cosmivex  

 
ALL the princesses, including Ember too? Oh NO!!!  
Anyway, God let you rick-roll it and you get disqualified for bribing others with request for eternal life or resurrection when you die.  
I wish all typos that exist in English be fixed.

The English Language is now the main language for everything, and as such, a global bureau of english is established. Have fun with years upon years of red-tape.
 
I wish governments actually gave a shit about the people and not the rich upperclass all the time.

They do, and it involves knowing absolutely everything about the roamers of everyday.
 
I wish I wasn’t thinking about Layne Staley every time I hear a word ending with an “e” sound.

You now hear a “A”.  
I wish i was a girl.