Favorite Swear?

@Albus Fahrenheits
 
…Actually my mother swears all the time…
 
…But then, she also accuses me of being ‘too nice’ whatever that means.

@luna the great!  
I’m Asian, so don’t be surprised. And around 14 I had half a mind to become a missionary. Someone special convinced me otherwise.

I like swears that are, for lack of a better word, PC. Words like fuck, crap, and shit. Not words like btch or fggot that are slurs used to demean people.

Shit hammock?

Fucknipples.

When I’m angry I just tend to say “fucking” between every word I say :P

“Fuckest bologna shit”  
Yes I got this from AVGN.

Putang ina mo.

“How the hello there grandma is that supposed to work?”

Cuntpickle

Motherfucking piece of shit gangbanging cocksucka’!

I’m also fond of “Whatta fuckin snakething”.