Happy venting thread

Ice cream sandwiches are one of the most ingenious and delicious inventions humanity has ever created!!!

Shrimp is my favorite crustacean.

@SparkleDash  
That I agree!

@SparkleDash  
It is certainly up there, I’ll give you that

I’ve been back at work for a week and a day, and someone already needs me to cover their shift.
 
It’s good to be back.

What’s manlier than bacon?
 
Spicy bacon!

Even if it was short, I really enjoyed the time I spent singing a song that we both liked with my mom and dancing around in the kitchen like fools to it

A girl gave me a free milkshake at work today as a thank you to me for my work. Very nice of her! I was wanting to get to know her better anyway, but now that I know how nice she is, I’m definitely going to be more social around her! Yay to new friends!!! :D

@Myoozik  
It’s the little things sometimes that make the biggest impact. :)
 
@SparkleDash  
Wonderful! Keep it up. Fortune’s on your lap, and don’t let it “slip off”

My first day at the police academy is September 27. Already booked a room at the nearby university.

I just had an amazing proudful dominant dream the other day where I was beating the fuck outta the people that’s been letting me down in my life like my haters/bashers and assholes that I encounter in reality and on Internet.
 
I was right on top of the downed guy while pummeling them with my own fists, the other one is when they’re defenseless and I’m slamming their head on the wall multiple times until they suffer from brain hemorrhage.

I might be getting in over my head on something big.

@Zincy  
Oh?

@WyrmSpawN
 
I may have landed a job as a political director.
 
Which is simultaneously a fantastic opportunity to succeed and a terrifying opportunity to fail catastrophically.

@Zincy  
Let us hope Tucker Carlson doesn’t start getting a hate-boner for you.

@Penguin Dragneel
 
Please, I’d relish the attention.

Got an announcement…
 
It’s my beautiful, beloved Glass Sight’s birthday today!!
 

 
She’s 25 now, and ready to rock and party in her very own adorkable nerdy way.  
If anyone here can wish her a happy birthday, that would be most appreciated. C:
 
Also yes, I made this artwork  
_{^{and made the decision to share this in the forums (and PM if necessary) for a change instead of uploading}}

@Mellow Rhythm  
Your real life girlfriend? A very wholesome Happy Birthday to her.
 
You confused me if it is her or just her headcanon MLP OC. lmao

@Mellow Rhythm  
Hope she has a good one.

@Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov  
My waifu, silly. Also Mellow’s girlfriend. You ought to know this  
Also, this is beside the point. Looking for some “happy birthdays” to her!
 
Thanks on behalf of her though
 
@WyrmSpawN  
I’m sure she will! C:

Good news for lewds…
 
Due to backlash, OnlyFans is suspending their plans to ban NSFW content on their platform…for now.

@Mellow Rhythm  
Happy Birthday! 🎁🎉

 
One of my favorite Power Rangers characters is getting a Lightning Collection toy!

@SparkleDash  
Thanks from Glass Sight! C:

@Mellow Rhythm  
Happy birthday 🎉