Person Above You

^Has a robot fetish

< Has a fat fetish

< into selfcest

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Would actually shoot you.

^Secretly wants to kill you

^  
Is Jack frost posing as applejack to spy on the mortals.

^Is actually a luxury cruise with no trash whatsoever

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Is not really an angel.

@gasmaskangel  
^ Is a spectral Elvis Costello cosplaying as Elvis Presley beneath the mask.

^Has terrible flatulance

^Has no flatulence. Ever. Because he is a witch.  
<Is actually Elvis.

^is well dressed

^Makes a bath robe look stylish, what with being a wizard and all.

^Is the Pyro.

^ is part of the blame for change

Has a gernade launcher.

^Has lots of picks.

^ Has started 5 topics as of the writing of this

^ Is a mirror shaped heart.

^Is Apple Jack with an ice cube fetish

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doesn’t taste like apples.

^Tastes like apples

^Smells like apples but actually tastes of strawberries.

^tastes like Peanuts

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Isn’t actually from the outback.