Person Above You

^ Freaky Alien Genotype

^ Has a rather obscure profile image.

^ is ironically more paragon than actual evil

^ Is Evil!

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Has a pet Gerboa

^Is acctually not scary, or fun.

^His store was once destroyed by a crazy chick.

^Is actually Spike

Doesn’t talk a lot.

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Has a serious addiction to crystal meth ponies

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Fashionably Late

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Really hates the comedian Carrot Top.

^used to have black hair

@Too_Offensive  
^is a Ninja.

^ says he doesn’t care what others say.

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Is a cloned fluttershy experiment gone horribly wrong

^ is still mad at Rarity.

^ doesn’t even like crystals that much.

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is an insane student who escaped the EqG universe and is now acting like a background pony

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is actually Seto Kaiba, “Screw Carrots, i have green mane!”

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Has a nigh unpronounable name

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Is not offensive at all.

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Is Nero.

^ Actually wears long hair.

^Really Twilight